| 1. What's your most favorite bumper sticker you've ever seen? |
Jesus Loves You. Everyone else thinks you're an **** . |
| 2. Do you sing in the shower? |
Always |
| 3. Are you guilty of showing to much PDA? |
No |
| 4. What's the best smell in the world? |
Sandalwood |
| 5. Which of your current friends have you known the longest? |
Heather |
| 6. Do you say Ca-RI-bbean or Carib-BE-an? |
Ca-RI-bbean |
| 7. Do you drip-dry after a shower/bath? |
What the hell? Of course. |
| 8. For toilet paper: Do you wad or fold it before use? |
My bare hand |
| 9. What's the best animal to sing about in Old McDonald? |
The dead one |
| 10. If you could paint your room any way you want it, what would it look like? |
It would the way I want it to look. |
| 11. Have you ever flipped off your mother or father? |
All the time |
| 12. Which of your closest friends would be easiest to date? |
The one most vulnerable to roofies |
| 13. Which of your closest friends would be hardest to date? |
The one not vulnerable to roofies |
| 14. Do you have a favorite pair of underwear? |
Underwear? |
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| 15. If so, what do they look like? |
Underwear? |
| 16. Do you always use your turn signal? |
Yes, my middle finger |
| 17. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? |
Yes |
| 18. Have you ever dated someone that your closest friend didn't approve of? |
Yes. I don't know why she disapproved of her own boyfriend. |
| 19. Can you do a cartwheel? |
Beautifully |
| 20. What time is it? |
2:17 pm |
| 21. Do you ever check surveys for correct spelling and grammar? |
Yes |
| 22. Did it bother you I ended a question with a preposition? |
It did, as a matter of fact. |
| 23. Do you know what a preposition is? |
Yes |
| 24. Type of internet connection? |
The kind that connects me to the internet. |
| 25. Did you ever play in boxes as a kid? |
Yes. And abandoned refridgerators. |
| 26. Do you know anyone who doesn't like chocolate? |
Yes |
| 27. For the girls: What's the longest time you've gone without shaving your legs? |
3 days |
| 28. For the guys: Have you ever shaved your legs? |
Yes |
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| 29. Have you ever said something because you thought it was funny, but right after you say it you wish you hadn't? |
No. I am always funny. |
| 30. What does subpoena mean? |
That's when a person is commanded to attend court. Failure to attend results in a penalty. |
| 31. Did you think about going to dictionary.com to look it up? |
No. I used a real dictionary. |
| 32. When was your last date? |
Ages ago |
| 33. How many MySpace friends do you have? |
55 |
| 34. Have you ever peed in the shower? |
Yeah, so. What of it? |
| 35. Can you count to 20 in Spanish? |
I can count to 100 in spanish. |
| 36. Anything really odd turn you on? |
Yep. |
| 37. How do you hold the steering wheel when you're driving? |
With my hands |
| 38. How would you describe your high school experience in exactly 5 words? |
**** ing sucked **** hard core |
| 39. Is Alex Trebek the smartest man alive? |
No. Ben Stein is the smartest man alive. |
| 40. What celebrity do you look most like? |
The guy who played Sloth in the Goonies. |
| 41. How often do you change your MySpace song? |
Not often |
| 42. How many pairs of shoes do you own? |
Enough |
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| 43. Are your earlobes attached or unattached? |
un |
| 44. Did you just touch an ear to check? |
No |
| 45. Which is grosser: finger hair or toe hair? |
Toe |
| 46. What time is it now? |
2:26pm |
| 47. How much ice do you put in your drinks? |
5 cubes |
| 48. How often do you floss? |
everyday |
| 49. Does lip gloss really "pop?" |
What? |
| 50. Do you watch the Super Bowl just for the commercials? |
No |
| 51. Do you know anyone who is Canadian? |
Yes |
| 52. Do you have a farmer's tan? |
No |
| 53. Do you like licking the sticky part of the envelope? |
No |
| 54. Which foot hits the floor first when you get out of bed? |
Left |
| 55. Who was the US's only bachelor President? |
The one who never married |
| 56. What's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? |
Big |
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