| 1. if you were a kind of food what kind would you be? |
a humble spud |
| 2. what will you name your first four children? |
huey, louie, dewey and maxine |
| 3. what book are you currently reading? |
cars of the 60's |
| 4. what do you value most in other people? |
kindness |
| 5. what attracts you to members of the opposite sex? |
members |
| 6. what sends you running and screaming from them? |
whips and chains |
| 7. what do you do in your spare time? |
what is this thing you call 'spare time'? |
| 8. is your head a fun place to be? |
there's an amusement park there. Wheeeee! |
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| 9. what are the nicest things about people in general? |
smiles |
| 10. what kind of music makes you fear deafness the most? |
silly love songs. you think that people would have had enough of them. |
| 11. what drink is nicest? |
well, since I've never had one call me stupid, I'd say all of 'em. |
| 12. what is your favourite word? |
baby |
| 13. are you looking forward to getting old? |
not really, no. |
| 14. can you sing? |
like a birdie! |
| 15. what accents make you want to collapse with joy? |
aussie, irish, and lilting, broughie kind. |
| 16. have you ever wanted to cultivate a lisp because you think it's phonetically attractive? |
ick no |
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| 17. do you think you have it in you to kill? |
mosquitoes maybe |
| 18. how much do you value and look after your health? |
more than I can afford |
| 19. would you rather marry someone pretty and dull or plain and interesting? |
plain and interesting |
| 20. why is poo more of a social taboo than most other things? |
ew, ick. yuck. why even bother answering this? |
| 21. do you think catherine tate is funny? |
who? |
| 22. who would be your perfect match? |
the guy who lights on fire when subjected to friction. |
| 23. what is your ambition? |
to collect three sets of all 50 state quarters. |
| 24. are you passionate? |
oh yes. yes. Yes. YES! |
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| 25. do you think the north/south divide still exists? |
it's called the Mason Dixon line. |
| 26. what unusual physical attributes do you find immensely endearing? |
ears that stick out, crooked teeth, eyes that squint when the person smiles. |
| 27. what kind of pet do you really want? |
the warm furry kind that comes running to meet me when I get home from work |
| 28. what age do you consider to be old? |
age is such a relative term |
| 29. do you think that 'only kindness matters'? |
love matter too! |
| 30. do you ever make up great jokes in your sleep and forget them upon waking? |
I make up all kinds of things when I'm sleeping. I forget them all. |
| 31. do you think sarcasm is terribly important for a personality? |
Oh sure, and blondes have brains! |
| 32. do you turn your nose up at abba, reality tv and people who laugh without pretention? |
I adore ABBA, tolerate reality tv, and I myself can laugh without pretention. Ha HA! |
| 33. would I like you? |
better than a hot lava bath, I'm sure. |