| 1. if you were a kind of food what kind would you be? |
ANGEL FOOD CAKE |
| 2. what will you name your first four children? |
BEELZEBUB, LUCIFER, SATAN AND MEPHISTOPHELES |
| 3. what book are you currently reading? |
NOTHING.. MY ATTENTION SPAN CAN'T HANDLE READING MUCH THESE DAYS |
| 4. what do you value most in other people? |
COMPASSION |
| 5. what attracts you to members of the opposite sex? |
CONSIDERATION, KINDNESS, HUMOR, PASSION, HONESTY |
| 6. what sends you running and screaming from them? |
LIES, INCONSIDERATION, RUDENESS, MEANNESS, BULL **** IN GENERAL |
| 7. what do you do in your spare time? |
MYSPACE.. DUH |
| 8. is your head a fun place to be? |
HELLZ YEAH! |
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| 9. what are the nicest things about people in general? |
THERE'S NOTHING NICE ABOUT PEOPLE AS A WHOLE |
| 10. what kind of music makes you fear deafness the most? |
HUH? |
| 11. what drink is nicest? |
ICE COLD SWEET TEA |
| 12. what is your favourite word? |
**** ! |
| 13. are you looking forward to getting old? |
YEAH.. I CAN'T WAIT TO BE TOTING AN OXYGEN TANK AND WEARING DEPENDS ... SHOULD BE FUN |
| 14. can you sing? |
LOUDLY AND OBNOXIOUSLY |
| 15. what accents make you want to collapse with joy? |
I CAN'T THINK OF ANY PARTICULAR ACCENT THAT MAKES ME WANT TO COLLAPSE WITH JOY |
| 16. have you ever wanted to cultivate a lisp because you think it's phonetically attractive? |
WTF? UH, NO.. |
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| 17. do you think you have it in you to kill? |
IF I HAD TO, HELL YEAH |
| 18. how much do you value and look after your health? |
PROBABLY NOT AS MUCH AS I SHOULD |
| 19. would you rather marry someone pretty and dull or plain and interesting? |
DULL AND INTERESTING.. BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP |
| 20. why is poo more of a social taboo than most other things? |
SINCE WHEN IS POO TABOO??? |
| 21. do you think catherine tate is funny? |
WHO THE **** IS THAT? |
| 22. who would be your perfect match? |
I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE THAT SHIP HAS SAILED.. |
| 23. what is your ambition? |
TO MAKE IT ON MY OWN WITHOUT EVER DEPENDING ON ANYONE ELSE EVER AGAIN |
| 24. are you passionate? |
ABSOLUTELY! |
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| 25. do you think the north/south divide still exists? |
I KNOW IT DOES IN FLORIDA.. ALL THE REAL SOUTHERNERS ARE IN NORTH FLORIDA.. ALL THE YANKEES ARE IN SOUTH FLORIDA! LOL |
| 26. what unusual physical attributes do you find immensely endearing? |
I LIKE HAIRY MEN, LOL |
| 27. what kind of pet do you really want? |
NONE!! ANYONE WANT SOME PETS I'VE GOT SOME THAT NEED HOMES |
| 28. what age do you consider to be old? |
90 IS THE NEW 70! |
| 29. do you think that 'only kindness matters'? |
YEP! |
| 30. do you ever make up great jokes in your sleep and forget them upon waking? |
CAN'T SAY I DO |
| 31. do you think sarcasm is terribly important for a personality? |
HELL YES! |
| 32. do you turn your nose up at abba, reality tv and people who laugh without pretention? |
NO WAY! |
| 33. would I like you? |
I DON'T CARE .. I DON'T LIKE YOU! |