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1. What's your most favorite bumper sticker you've ever seen? PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
2. Do you sing in the shower? Where else would I sing?
3. Are you guilty of showing to much PDA? I don't even own one of those.
4. What's the best smell in the world? I'd better not say.
5. Which of your current friends have you known the longest? That would have to be Andrew Morales. He shows too much PDA.
6. Do you say Ca-RI-bbean or Carib-BE-an? When I'm talking about the islands I say Carib-BE-an. But when I speak of the fabulous ride at Disneyland, the happiest place in Anaheim, I say Ca-RI-bbean. I don't know what that says about me as a person, but I thought you should know.
7. Do you drip-dry after a shower/bath? What's with all of the shower questions, huh? Are you trying to tell me something?
8. For toilet paper: Do you wad or fold it before use? Toilet paper?
9. What's the best animal to sing about in Old McDonald? An alpaca.
10. If you could paint your room any way you want it, what would it look like? It would look awful. I'm not much of a painter.
11. Have you ever flipped off your mother or father? Sure have. They had it comin'.
12. Which of your closest friends would be easiest to date? Probably one of the girls.
13. Which of your closest friends would be hardest to date? Definitely one of the guys.
14. Do you have a favorite pair of underwear? Yes. They are yellow Joe Boxer underwear, and Tanya looks mighty fine in them.
15. If so, what do they look like? Don't make me repeat myself.
16. Do you always use your turn signal? No. Only when I'm turning.
17. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? Yes. But it always seems to land on me. I really need to find someone else to join in.
18. Have you ever dated someone that your closest friend didn't approve of? I don't date, I conjugate.
19. Can you do a cartwheel? I better not.
20. What time is it? IT'S TURBO TIME!!!
21. Do you ever check surveys for correct spelling and grammar? I check EVERYTHING for correct spelling and grammar. If you can't spell, go to hell.
22. Did it bother you I ended a question with a preposition? Don't push me.
23. Do you know what a preposition is? Your mom is "on" your face.
24. Type of internet connection? Cable!!! It's the only way to go.
25. Did you ever play in boxes as a kid? I still play in boxes.
26. Do you know anyone who doesn't like chocolate? Yes.
27. For the girls: What's the longest time you've gone without shaving your legs? For the girls: If it's more than two days, I should **** ing kill you! Shave your legs!!!
28. For the guys: Have you ever shaved your legs? You are not a real man if you shave your legs.
29. Have you ever said something because you thought it was funny, but right after you say it you wish you hadn't? No. Because even if it gets a bad reaction, it's not my fault that other people are dumb and stupid. I know what is funny.
30. What does subpoena mean? It's when you are summoned to appear in court.
31. Did you think about going to dictionary.com to look it up? No. I ain't dumb.
32. When was your last date? I've never really dated. I usually get a girlfriend and that's it. After that, I don't consider it dating.
33. How many MySpace friends do you have? 113. I'm right behind you Tom!
34. Have you ever peed in the shower? Where else would I pee?
35. Can you count to 20 in Spanish? I hate Spanish. So I am ashamed to say that I can.
36. Anything really odd turn you on? No. I have all of the usual sick fetishes that everyone else has.
37. How do you hold the steering wheel when you're driving? Go to hell.
38. How would you describe your high school experience in exactly 5 words? It was way too short.
39. Is Alex Trebek the smartest man alive? It's hard to say. He knows how to question an answer, but can he answer a question? Chew on that little ditty for awhile.
40. What celebrity do you look most like? I don't know. Whoever you think the sexiest man is, I look like that guy.
41. How often do you change your MySpace song? Not often. I prefer no song.
42. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Not enough.
43. Are your earlobes attached or unattached? I am happy to report that they are attached.
44. Did you just touch an ear to check? Damn!
45. Which is grosser: finger hair or toe hair? Eyeball hair.
46. What time is it now? It's still TURBO TIME!!!
47. How much ice do you put in your drinks? As little as possible. I like as much beverage as possible. I hate people who fill their cups with ice. Why pay thirteen dollars for a large soda if you're gonna fill your whole cup with ice? One of my pet peeves.
48. How often do you floss? I am always flossin'!
49. Does lip gloss really "pop?" No.
50. Do you watch the Super Bowl just for the commercials? No. I also enjoy half-time. Sometimes.
51. Do you know anyone who is Canadian? I hope not! And if I do, they better not let me find out!
52. Do you have a farmer's tan? No, but I have a farmer's sausage. Don't think about this one for too long.
53. Do you like licking the sticky part of the envelope? It's one of my favorite things.
54. Which foot hits the floor first when you get out of bed? The first one.
55. Who was the US's only bachelor President? I think it was Buchanan! I didn't know that I knew that.
56. What's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? Well, it wasn't "Bachelor Party" if that's where this is leading. There are so many great Hanks movies that it is hard to choose. I like "Big" and "Forrest Gump",