| 1. What's your most favorite bumper sticker you've ever seen? |
?????? |
| 2. Do you sing in the shower? |
Doesn't everyone? |
| 3. Are you guilty of showing to much PDA? |
Not as far as I'm concerned. I really dont care what other people think. |
| 4. What's the best smell in the world? |
Someone I know would say skunk. But I like strawberries. |
| 5. Which of your current friends have you known the longest? |
Troy |
| 6. Do you say Ca-RI-bbean or Carib-BE-an? |
Ca-ribbean |
| 7. Do you drip-dry after a shower/bath? |
No I just shake till I'm all poofy!! |
| 8. For toilet paper: Do you wad or fold it before use? |
Who uses toilet paper?? Do you know how much each square costs?? Good lord that's a lot o money!!! :-) |
| 9. What's the best animal to sing about in Old McDonald? |
Pig |
| 10. If you could paint your room any way you want it, what would it look like? |
Like a golf course! |
| 11. Have you ever flipped off your mother or father? |
Not that I can recall. |
| 12. Which of your closest friends would be easiest to date? |
None of them. I am happy now and forever!! |
| 13. Which of your closest friends would be hardest to date? |
Any ofthe guys because I don't swing that way. |
| 14. Do you have a favorite pair of underwear? |
Maybe....... |
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| 15. If so, what do they look like? |
My red bananahammock!!!! |
| 16. Do you always use your turn signal? |
Probably not always but I try. |
| 17. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? |
Yes |
| 18. Have you ever dated someone that your closest friend didn't approve of? |
Yes. Most of us probably have. |
| 19. Can you do a cartwheel? |
In my head........yes. But it probably looks like a retarded clown to others! |
| 20. What time is it? |
None of your efin' business!! That's how I roll!! |
| 21. Do you ever check surveys for correct spelling and grammar? |
No. I'me the Keeng of speleeng and gramer!! |
| 22. Did it bother you I ended a question with a preposition? |
No it's ok. I'll let it slide but don't let it happen again foo or I'll bust a cap in yo ass!! |
| 23. Do you know what a preposition is? |
I did at one point when I cared. Can you see my care face?? |
| 24. Type of internet connection? |
High-speed cable |
| 25. Did you ever play in boxes as a kid? |
They were the best. This one time, at band camp........... We made a fort out of lots of refrigerator and appliance boxes. It was so cool! |
| 26. Do you know anyone who doesn't like chocolate? |
Yes and they are CRAZZZZZZYYYYYY!!!!!! |
| 27. For the girls: What's the longest time you've gone without shaving your legs? |
No fair! They get all the easy ones!! |
| 28. For the guys: Have you ever shaved your legs? |
If you've seen my guerilla hair you'd know the answer! |
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| 29. Have you ever said something because you thought it was funny, but right after you say it you wish you hadn't? |
Yeah, my toes taste really good! |
| 30. What does subpoena mean? |
A court summons!! |
| 31. Did you think about going to dictionary.com to look it up? |
No. |
| 32. When was your last date? |
Almost 3 months ago! |
| 33. How many MySpace friends do you have? |
17 or so. |
| 34. Have you ever peed in the shower? |
Ewwie!! And yes. |
| 35. Can you count to 20 in Spanish? |
No! Don't reallt care to. That's why they need to learn our language. |
| 36. Anything really odd turn you on? |
No, except for some reason peanut butter and a hungry dog. That's not wierd is it? |
| 37. How do you hold the steering wheel when you're driving? |
You're suppose to hold it?? |
| 38. How would you describe your high school experience in exactly 5 words? |
Stupid politics all the **** ing time!! I know, I know it's 6 but too bad! |
| 39. Is Alex Trebek the smartest man alive? |
No he can just read pretty well. He doesn't know those answers! Are you kidding? |
| 40. What celebrity do you look most like? |
I have no idea...... |
| 41. How often do you change your MySpace song? |
I have a big playlist! Once a month or so! |
| 42. How many pairs of shoes do you own? |
6-10 |
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| 43. Are your earlobes attached or unattached? |
Unattached! I put them in a jar everynight by my bed! Along with my balls because Mistress Carrie says so!. |
| 44. Did you just touch an ear to check? |
No they are there. |
| 45. Which is grosser: finger hair or toe hair? |
I have both and don't care about either. |
| 46. What time is it now? |
None of your business. How many time do I have to tell you? |
| 47. How much ice do you put in your drinks? |
Some not a lot! |
| 48. How often do you floss? |
Not very often. I hate it! |
| 49. Does lip gloss really "pop?" |
oooooh girl, this cherry is so hot!! |
| 50. Do you watch the Super Bowl just for the commercials? |
No I care about the game most of the time. |
| 51. Do you know anyone who is Canadian? |
Yes Craig! |
| 52. Do you have a farmer's tan? |
Yes, right now! |
| 53. Do you like licking the sticky part of the envelope? |
No, but Carrie likes licking my "sticky" envelope! |
| 54. Which foot hits the floor first when you get out of bed? |
Both of them, but as dead as I am in the mornings I never really know. |
| 55. Who was the US's only bachelor President? |
You got me. |
| 56. What's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? |
Forrest Gump |