| 1. Have you ever watched a porno? |
of course, im a big boy now |
| 2. Did you ever make out with someone else while your significant other was in the same room? |
course not |
| 3. Have you ever tried to wash your hair in the rain? |
what??......nooooo |
| 4. Have you ever thought about becoming an actor/actress? |
probably |
| 5. Have you ever sexually fantasized about the same sex? |
ummm.....nooo |
| 6. Have you ever had a dream about your friend's boyfriend or girlfriend? |
yes |
| 7. Have you ever: |
No Answer |
| 8. Slapped or punched a guy in the face? |
yes |
| 9. Made a voodoo doll out of someone you hated? |
hahahaha.....no, but might give it a try |
| 10. Used sex toys on yourself or on someone else? |
nope |
| 11. Dated more than one person at a time without them knowing about eachother? |
noooooooo |
| 12. Loved someone so much it hurt? |
nope |
| 13. Regretted breaking it off with soomeone? |
nope |
| 14. Was Dating someone and ruined the relationship when you had something really good going? |
???? |
| 15. Been in love with your best guy/girl friend? |
nope, was attracted to her initially though |
| 16. Wanted to enter the American Idol Contest? |
umm no |
| 17. Laughed out loud at something when no one else thought it was funny? |
oh yeah.....all the time |
| 18. Cried while listening or singing along to a song? |
used to 'fill up' when 'Show must go on' was played.....its ok now though |
| 19. Wrote a letter to someone and never mailed it or sent it to them? |
yeah |
| 20. Thought your distant cousin was hot? |
oh yeah |
| 21. Had anal sex? |
ummmm no......as i said to mel earlier....its one way traffic with my ass......outs, yes.....ins....noo. and its not something ive ever wanted to try with a laydeee either |
| 22. Used your parents credit card without asking? |
nope |
| 23. Found money on the ground and kept it? |
strangely enough, no |
| 24. Stole something from someone's house at a party? |
only loo paper |
| 25. Fantasized about ways of hurting someone? |
yeeh |
| 26. Burbed in public? |
whats burbed??? |
| 27. Walked barefoot in the sand? |
yes, love it |
| 28. Whistled while you worked? |
yeah, and i sing sometimes |
| 29. Watched disney movies as an adult? |
yes |
| 30. Swore with little kids around? |
fraid so......ooops |
| 31. Pulled a girls hair? |
yes, was a rather risque moment |
| 32. Had a one night stand? |
nope.....not my style |
| 33. Just had sex because you were really horny and it's been awhile but probably would be more selective otherwise? |
nope, sorry |
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| 34. Laughed when someone fell down then felt bad cause they really hurt themselves? |
kind of |
| 35. peed in public? |
yes |
| 36. threw up on a stranger? |
not a stranger no.....knew him |
| 37. Stole cigarettes or booze from your parents while you were still underage? |
booze, yeah |
| 38. Wrote a song for your boyfriend/girlfriend? |
nooooo |
| 39. Felt like kissing someone and hitting them at the same time? |
what!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 40. Been stereotyped? |
probably |
| 41. Misunderstood? |
oh yes......continously |
| 42. In a Threesome? |
yes...thanks Missy, thanks Jan |
| 43. Had sex in the shower? |
nope |
| 44. Peed your pants from laughing too hard? |
nearly |
| 45. Spread a rumor about someone that wasn't true? |
noooo |
| 46. Had an affair with someone at least 10 years older than you? |
nope |
| 47. Been attracted to one of your brother/sister's friends? |
yes |
| 48. Been attracted to one of your parent's friends? |
ahahahahaaaa.....nooo |
| 49. Dated someone who was bisexual? |
ummm.....not that i know of |
| 50. Fantasized about recieving oral sex from someone of the same sex? |
nooooo |
| 51. Made out with someone of the same sex? |
noooo |
| 52. Been in the same room while other people were having sex? |
yes |
| 53. Been in the same bed passed out while other people were having sex? |
how would i know if im passed out?? |
| 54. Gave someone a fake number? |
yes |
| 55. Gave someone your number when you didn't really want to? |
nope |
| 56. Took down someone else's number with no intention of calling them? |
yes |
| 57. Had your day been good just because a certain guy/girl gives you a call? |
yes |
| 58. Had your stomach drop when a certain guy/girl enters a room? |
yes |
| 59. Been talking to someone but really looking around for someone else? |
yeah, probably |
| 60. Held a gun? |
yes, and fired it |
| 61. Shot a gun? |
sorry, jumped the gun there |
| 62. Had Water Balloon fights? |
oh yes......great fun |
| 63. Put a Woopy cushion on someone's chair? |
yeah......took a remote control 'fart machine' into a work meeting once......we were crying with laughter within 10minutes, even my anal boss saw the funny side |
| 64. Thought about what your kids would look like with a certain someone? |
yes |
| 65. Liked one sibling better than the other? |
yes |
| 66. Wished you were the opposite sex? |
maybe my TuTu would look better if i was a laydeee |
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| 67. Won a trophy? |
yes |
| 68. Won any money on a scratch ticket? |
only £20 |
| 69. Got your named pulled out of a hat in a raffle and won something? |
yes |
| 70. Got picked last in kickball? |
football??.....no..when i played i was fairly good |
| 71. Lied about your name when you introduced yourself? |
nope |
| 72. Lied about where your from? |
nope |
| 73. Fell asleep on a bar? |
oh yes |
| 74. Tried to balance a book on your head? |
ur....noooo |
| 75. Talked to a plant while you were drunk? |
noooooo |
| 76. Been To China? |
nope |
| 77. Been To Spain? |
nope |
| 78. Been To Switzerland? |
nope |
| 79. Thought about adopting a child? |
i pay for the education and upkeep of a young lad (Erwin) in Columbia, but adoption.....suppose if i was married an we couldnt concieve then, yeah....would be option |
| 80. Been Spanked? |
was spanked tonight by missy |
| 81. Wanted to be a photographer? |
nope |
| 82. Baked cookies? |
yeah.....course |
| 83. Lent out money when you knew you probably weren't getting it back? |
yeah |
| 84. Borrowed money with no intention of paying it back? |
nope |
| 85. Smoked pot out of a gravity bong? |
nope |
| 86. Done a keg stand? |
what |
| 87. Lied about drugs you've taken? |
nope.....not online |
| 88. Been oblivious to someone liking you? |
again......how would i know |
| 89. Wanted to hook up with someone and changed your mind half way through? |
yes |
| 90. Auditioned for a commercial? |
hahaha.....no |
| 91. Been filmed for a commercial and got paid but never made it on the air? |
nope |
| 92. Wanted to Be on the MTV show real world? |
nah |
| 93. Won a championship game? |
nope |
| 94. Been on a varsity sports team? |
nope |
| 95. Been in a play? |
yes |
| 96. Gone horseback riding |
nope |
| 97. Rode on an elephant? |
nope |
| 98. Been To A circus? |
yes, when younger |
| 99. Wished you could turn back time? |
oh yeah, of course |
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| 100. Been depresssed? |
dunno.....what is depression....have been sad yeah |
| 101. Wanted to be a cop? |
of course.....all blokes wanna be badass cops |
| 102. Laughed when you randomly thought about something funny? |
yeah |
| 103. Died your hair a completely different color? |
nope |
| 104. Pretended not to like someone? |
why |
| 105. Flipped out when being tickled by someone? |
yeah.............quite ticklish |
| 106. Missed someone you thought you were over? |
nope |
| 107. Broke up with someone then got back together with them when your swore that was the last time? |
nope..............dont do that |
| 108. Moved in with your boyfriend/girlfriend? |
very very nearly......lucky escape |
| 109. Dressed up to role play during sex? |
oh yeah...........Soldier Boy |
| 110. Been the one to stop a fight? |
yes, few times |
| 111. Been the one to start a fight? |
only after severe provocation |
| 112. Practiced a strip tease in the mirror while you were by yourself? |
noooo |
| 113. Pierced your nipple? |
nope |
| 114. Pierced your tongue? |
nope |
| 115. Pierced your ears? |
nope |
| 116. Lied to yourself? |
yeah |
| 117. Spent time with someone and never said more than a couple words and had the nicest time ever? |
ummm....can be like that with CLOSE family..... |
| 118. Finally got to the perfect weight you wanted and gained weight again? |
nope, am going other way |
| 119. Been jealous of your sibling? |
nooo |
| 120. Wished you were shorter? |
noooooooooooooo |
| 121. Wished you were taller? |
yes |
| 122. Gone Water skiing? |
nope |
| 123. Licked someone's nipple? |
yes |
| 124. Been complemented on how you give oral sex? |
the thing about women is even if you give them an Orgasm....they STILL moan |
| 125. Been more bored with a lot of people than just one? |
oh yes |
| 126. Felt like you were the only normal one in the room? |
yeah.....sometimes |
| 127. Felt like you were the smartest one in the room? |
everyday at work |
| 128. Gotten bad anxiety? |
kind of |
| 129. Said you hated children? |
yeah,.....never meant it though |
| 130. Wished you were a little kid again? |
oh yeah... |
| 131. Not cared what other people thought because you knew you were right? |
yes, can be like that in arguments |
| 132. Wished you could run away? |
yeah...........lots |
| 133. Thought you might have A D D? |
nope |
| 134. Argued with someone when you knew you were wrong? |
oh yeah........im a bloke |
| 135. Laughed and Cried all at once? |
yes....when me and Dad were discussing and arranging his funeral.....best and worst night of my life. |