| 1. What's your most favorite bumper sticker you've ever seen? |
HAHA... "Driver carries no cash, He's married" |
| 2. Do you sing in the shower? |
no |
| 3. Are you guilty of showing to much PDA? |
nope... i show no affection |
| 4. What's the best smell in the world? |
hmm... my fingers... lmao... Only guys will understand that 1 |
| 5. Which of your current friends have you known the longest? |
Friends? hmm... Prolly Aaron C. |
| 6. Do you say Ca-RI-bbean or Carib-BE-an? |
the um..well... they both sound the same.... |
| 7. Do you drip-dry after a shower/bath? |
dry drip? isnt that what women do? |
| 8. For toilet paper: Do you wad or fold it before use? |
FOLD IT |
| 9. What's the best animal to sing about in Old McDonald? |
a Iguana..??...?? |
| 10. If you could paint your room any way you want it, what would it look like? |
hmmm... I would rather have Glass walls with tinted windows.. like that nasa tint.. ya know, like 1 way mirrored windows.. yeah... that would be awesome... lol |
| 11. Have you ever flipped off your mother or father? |
haaaa |
| 12. Which of your closest friends would be easiest to date? |
umm...wife? |
| 13. Which of your closest friends would be hardest to date? |
umm.. my wife.... cuz its not dating when u married |
| 14. Do you have a favorite pair of underwear? |
no |
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| 15. If so, what do they look like? |
i said no... nucca |
| 16. Do you always use your turn signal? |
no |
| 17. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? |
yea...it sucks |
| 18. Have you ever dated someone that your closest friend didn't approve of? |
yep |
| 19. Can you do a cartwheel? |
no |
| 20. What time is it? |
7:56 |
| 21. Do you ever check surveys for correct spelling and grammar? |
why would i... do i look like a **** in english teacher? no... so shut up |
| 22. Did it bother you I ended a question with a preposition? |
no, did it bother you? obviously it did, or u wouldnt be asking me |
| 23. Do you know what a preposition is? |
no... lol |
| 24. Type of internet connection? |
Cable |
| 25. Did you ever play in boxes as a kid? |
i think... cant remember |
| 26. Do you know anyone who doesn't like chocolate? |
ummm.. probably |
| 27. For the girls: What's the longest time you've gone without shaving your legs? |
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| 28. For the guys: Have you ever shaved your legs? |
no |
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| 29. Have you ever said something because you thought it was funny, but right after you say it you wish you hadn't? |
no.. i have no regrets... u don't like what i say, don't listen |
| 30. What does subpoena mean? |
some **** the po-po's and courts use to bust dat ass |
| 31. Did you think about going to dictionary.com to look it up? |
no... damn, u have like some kinda condition.. why u so worried about little **** ... u must have OCD |
| 32. When was your last date? |
ummm... |
| 33. How many MySpace friends do you have? |
i dunno |
| 34. Have you ever peed in the shower? |
lol.. yep |
| 35. Can you count to 20 in Spanish? |
no abla espanol |
| 36. Anything really odd turn you on? |
lol... well.. "arch your back and look back at me like a dragon" |
| 37. How do you hold the steering wheel when you're driving? |
like a muf **** in G |
| 38. How would you describe your high school experience in exactly 5 words? |
Lame, Fun, High, Sucked, Great |
| 39. Is Alex Trebek the smartest man alive? |
nope... he just a dumb **** TV show host |
| 40. What celebrity do you look most like? |
none.. |
| 41. How often do you change your MySpace song? |
i dont |
| 42. How many pairs of shoes do you own? |
1 |
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| 43. Are your earlobes attached or unattached? |
WTF... they attached to my muf **** in head |
| 44. Did you just touch an ear to check? |
no.. there goes that OCD again |
| 45. Which is grosser: finger hair or toe hair? |
lol. i have both so its not gross to me |
| 46. What time is it now? |
8:02 |
| 47. How much ice do you put in your drinks? |
none.... |
| 48. How often do you floss? |
No Answer |
| 49. Does lip gloss really "pop?" |
i dunno... |
| 50. Do you watch the Super Bowl just for the commercials? |
no... but commercials are sooo funny |
| 51. Do you know anyone who is Canadian? |
I know ABOOT 1 Aye |
| 52. Do you have a farmer's tan? |
no |
| 53. Do you like licking the sticky part of the envelope? |
no |
| 54. Which foot hits the floor first when you get out of bed? |
left |
| 55. Who was the US's only bachelor President? |
lol... clinton... he was a married bachelor |
| 56. What's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? |
Saving Pvt Ryan |
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