| 1. I am... |
laughing about Jeromes |
| 2. My home is... |
close to Jeromes' |
| 3. If I had a million dollars, I would... |
build Jeromes a CACTUS GARDEN |
| 4. My best friend... |
the CACTUS i threw at Jeromes |
| 5. My parents taught me... |
to throw a cactus |
| 6. Every day... |
i LAUGH at Jeromes |
| 7. My life... |
is about making Jeromes' life a living hell |
| 8. If I found out my ex was gay... |
i'd blame Jeromes |
| 9. Boys are... |
special like Jeromes |
| 10. Girls are... |
laughing at Jeromes |
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| 11. I hate people who... |
dont love the Jeromes |
| 12. Last November... |
it was Jeromes' anniversary with the cactus |
| 13. Hickory Dickory Dock... |
the mouse was in Jeromes' sock |
| 14. The best invention ever... |
CACTUS |
| 15. I love it when... |
i hear the story of "Jeromes and the Cactus" |
| 16. Sometimes I... |
no not sometimes... i laugh at Jeromes all the time |
| 17. I work... |
to torture Jeromes |
| 18. GO... |
buy Jeromes a cactus |
| 19. The funniest thing that has ever happened to me was... |
when i threw a cactus and Jeromes caught it |
| 20. God... |
bless Jeromes' hand |
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| 21. Jesus... |
I love Jeromes for catching the cactus |
| 22. Buddha... |
let Jeromes rub your belly with his cactus catcher |
| 23. My last relationship... |
not with Jeromes |
| 24. The best movie ever is... |
about cactus |
| 25. One weird fact about me is... |
i like to throw cactus |
| 26. Stuffed animals are... |
chasing after Jeromes with a cactus |
| 27. I wish... |
Jeromes would think this is funny... because i do |
| 28. My dream last night... |
Jeromes and the cactus |
| 29. My first thought waking up... |
Dang! i should have gotten that on video |
| 30. My favorite kitchen utensil... |
whatever pokes Jeromes |
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| 31. Today I ate... |
Cactus |
| 32. Sometimes I swear... |
Jeromes doesn't want to kick my **** for throwing that cactus (lol) |
| 33. Politics... |
Jeromes should win |
| 34. My body... |
is telling me Yes!! throw that damn cactus |
| 35. I dream one day I will... |
not laugh about Jeromes catching a cactus |
| 36. Tomorrow... |
i'll still laugh at Jeromes |
| 37. Love makes... |
Jeromes love cactus |
| 38. Sharpies... |
are green like cactus... by the way is that your favorite color? |
| 39. As a child, I... |
never dreamed i would throw a cactus at my poor buddy Jeromes |
| 40. The world could do with less... |
anger from Jeromes about the cactus |