| 1. How many times do you have to kick the dog before it bites you? |
none |
| 2. How many times do you have to be told not to get up early and clean your room? |
twice |
| 3. What do you say when your mother asks if you kissed your date tonight? |
tell the truth |
| 4. Why is your father the coolest person on the planet? |
spoils me |
| 5. Do you remember the first time you ate Guacamole dip? |
no |
| 6. How many licks does it take to make Fred lick you back? |
no |
| 7. Does a chicken ever walk into a bar? |
no |
| 8. What is the number one quality in a women you would choose for your father? |
work well with children |
| 9. Does a nickle times a quarter minus a penny plus an egg equal a duck? |
w/e you say |
| 10. Who is your Hero? |
mom. i haven't met my hero hero yet |
| 11. Why do children drive parents crazy? |
because we are special |
| 12. When yelling daddy I want a bottle, what are you really saying? |
i don't ever remember saying that in the first place |
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| 13. What's better than winning a hotdog eating contest? |
everything else |
| 14. What is your favorite cartoon? |
fairytale parents |
| 15. How many times do I have to say NO? |
it doesn't matter, i won't listen anyway |
| 16. How many times do I have to say yes? |
once |
| 17. If the sky were green and the clouds were purple what color would the ocean be? |
dark |
| 18. If Star Wars was never made what would be your favorite movie? |
(i hate star wars) you've got mail |
| 19. Do you think mommy would let me get you a cell phone? |
yes |
| 20. How many more years do I have to live to see my children grow up? |
daddy, we've already grown up ;D |
| 21. How do you feel sitting on the toilet? |
you are disgusting, dad |
| 22. What do you think about while your brushing your teeth? |
nada |
| 23. Do you sing in the shower? |
yes |
| 24. How old do you have to be to work at Surf's Up? |
i'm not working there |
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| 25. Are you crazy? |
maybe but you are more |
| 26. What do you eat at the beach? |
nothing much |
| 27. Why would anyone want to live in Florida? |
nice weather and cheaper price for the most part |
| 28. Do you like cats or dogs? |
yea |
| 29. Do you think your parents are nuts? |
no |
| 30. Who is on the back of the bus from Mexico? |
the police |
| 31. Do you love your Daddy?(There is only one answer if your my children) |
yes |
| 32. If you were falling from the top of a building what do you think would be going through your mind? |
i'll live |
| 33. What happens when we die? |
decay |
| 34. Where's Waldo? |
heaven (totally contradicting my last answer :P) |
| 35. What ever happened to that bologna sandwich you were saving for later? |
my dog at it |
| 36. When will hell freeze over? |
who says there's such a thing? |
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| 37. Why don't childer clean thier rooms? |
because it is clean already |
| 38. If I asked you to cut the grass,clean your room, take out the garbage,wash the dishes,set the table,do your homework,run the vacuum,and clean the bathroom, what would you say? |
been there, done that :D |
| 39. What would I say? |
now that's my girl |
| 40. Can I have a cookie? |
no |
| 41. What is for dinner? |
gum |
| 42. How much of your day did it take to fill out this stupid survey? |
10 min max |
| 43. Can I get a puppy? |
sure but i'll put you on sale xD |
| 44. Why don't you listen? |
why don't /you/? |
| 45. Where do you think you'll be in ten years? |
STILL IN SCHOOL!!!!!! TTTT_TTTTTT ...wait maybe not... |
| 46. What is you favorite tv show? |
sex and the city |
| 47. Can you please do your laundry? |
i DO |
| 48. Where would you like to live in the world? |
NYC |
| 49. What do you want for your birthday? |
$$$$ jk, happiness |
| 50. Do you want fries with that? |
i don't eat fries dad |
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