| 1. Getting dumped in a tub of cat poop? Getting dumped in a tub of cockroaches? |
COCKROACHES!!!!!!!!!! ewww planet earth shows |
| 2. Never being able to see you boyfriend/girlfriend again? Seeing him/her every single day all day and not being able to breakup? |
the latter, at least i'm not the one who's hurting |
| 3. having a good idea and never being able to use it? having a good idea stolen from you? never having any good ideas? |
yes |
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| 4. Licking 500 payphones? Licking a toilet rim at a gas station? |
500 payphones |
| 5. Being dirty and having clean clothes? Being clean and having dirty clothes? |
the first |
| 6. Discovering we are alone in the universe? Discovering we are not alone? |
we are not alone |
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| 7. Farting in a public bathroom that amplfiles the sound? Farting in a public bathroom that amplflies the smell? |
the sound |
| 8. Having only one eyebrow for the rest of your life? Having four fingers on each hand? |
one eye, you can always draw it |
| 9. Not being able to trust anybody? Being too trusting with everbody? |
being too trusting |
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| 10. Never being able to shower again? Never being able to brush your teeth again? |
the latter, i can always chew gum or get a mouth wash |
| 11. Lying to a person so you don't have to see them? Hanging out with a person when you don't want to? |
the first |
| 12. Your Mom/Dad dating a guy/girl who is a complete loser? Your Mom/Dad dating a guy/girl you already dated? |
the first, but i can make their life hell as long as they stay with my parent |
| 13. having something in your teeth and not noticing? having bad breath and no gum? |
the latter, i just won't talk |
| 14. Being stuck on a desert island alone? being stuck on a desert island with your worst enemy? |
the latter, better than no one. besides we can always kiss and make-up right? |
| 15. being in a car crash tomorrow and dying? being in a car crash tomorrow and being totally paralysed? |
the first |
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