| 1. Today's Date: |
saturday january fifth two thousand and eight |
| 2. Full Name: |
tiffany allen cooper |
| 3. Birthday: |
sixth of september nineteen eighty one |
| 4. Birthplace: |
calvary hospital but we lived in oatlands LOL |
| 5. Current Location: |
o-dogg yewl! |
| 6. Hair color: |
rank rank rank. i hate it i should shave it all off like brit-brit! |
| 7. Eye color: |
darrrk bluuue |
| 8. Height: |
your mother's height |
| 9. Ring size: |
who the **** would know? |
| 10. Heritage: |
oh i am descended from vlad the impaler. |
| 11. Political affiliation: |
i could not give a rats clack about politics. i guess i'm, well i don't even know what the goddamn terms mean! |
| 12. Major Life Goals: |
to survive morticia, to have fun, to live rather than to simply exist. i don't really think about goals all that much, but i really should be doing my DBT goals right now instead of silly surveys! |
| 13. Biggest fears: |
becoming morticia again, actualy morticia, not just me using the name cuz it sounds cool |
| 14. Top 5 Weaknesses: |
i'm hypersensitive, i cry at the drop of a hat, i have bipolar (also a strength), food is a massive weakness, i dunno... rhinos! |
| 15. Typical breakfast: |
berocca & Abilify & 'fexor |
| 16. Most important person in your life: |
umm... well my mum, howard, my sister, my wonderful friends |
| 17. Single or group dates? |
i don't date, but if i did, single please! |
| 18. Country or city? |
both! oh that reminds me of a quote from The Bell Jar... about that meaning you're neurotic as hell. right now though, the country. the seaside to be more exact |
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| 19. Ocean or pool? |
ocean for sure. think i might have to have a dip today! |
| 20. Hug or kiss? |
sooooooooo sick of this question. |
| 21. Favorite beer? |
cascade draught!!!! but i'm partial to anything cold & crisp. definitely not stout. think i might have a beer tonight actually, perfect weather for a beer ride together! |
| 22. Favorite Starbuck's drink? |
oh, do they make anything choc mint anymore? i know they did last xmas. other than that a dark, earthy roast americano |
| 23. Favorite restaurant? |
marque iv... so bloody spensive, but i'll tell you what, the food is Out Of This World! |
| 24. Favorite meal? |
i do love a lasagne or a thai green chicken curry |
| 25. Favorite actor/actress? |
i don't really have one??? Heather Locklear LOL!!!!!!!!!! |
| 26. Favorite date so far? |
been so long since i went on a decent on, but i can tell you it WASN'T the one where we went tot the State Cinema & saw a really fuct movie. blergh. the dog ate the cat! i **** ing hate that sort of behaviour! |
| 27. Favorite song? |
OK, i'll tell you three - Absent Without Leave ~ Sirenia, Do You Believe ~ Joydrop & for some reason, even though i'm not the slightest bit relig Tourniquet ~ Evanescence |
| 28. Favorite shoes? |
oh, i really love my new $10 big dub blue ones with the rhine stones. they are MaJiK!!! and they remind me of fun times |
| 29. Favorite flower? |
daffodil. can't go past that. the happiest, most hopeful flower ever. "I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud...." |
| 30. Favorite color? |
black & blue & red & ROY.G.BIV |
| 31. Favorite animal? |
shih tzus and british shorthairs |
| 32. Favorite place to shop? Why? |
oh, well, i dunno really, big dub is fun when you're onto a good thing, ultralux cuz it's full of kewl **** , priceline cuz you get things that make you feel nice! oh and ebay because you can get all sorts of bizarre & wonderful things! |
| 33. Favorite movie? |
The Breakfast Club & Star Wars Orig Trilogy |
| 34. Favorite Disney movie? |
The Little Mermaid & Mary Poppins |
| 35. Worst year of your life? |
2005 by far... evil, evil evil anx & dp with ECT ewies! ouchies! |
| 36. Do you dance? |
sometimes when i'm pissed! |
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| 37. Do you wear perfume? What kind? |
very rarely, but it would be lancome miracle or coco mademoiselle or rive gauche. i don't know what any of them smell like!!! |
| 38. Do you speak any other languages? |
i speak limited french |
| 39. Do you believe in love at first sight? |
not love, but something at first sight |
| 40. Do you believe in God? |
no. how can i? |
| 41. Do you ever wear pearls with your jeans? |
no, i never wear pearls, pearls are for plastics and middle-ages sandy bay women |
| 42. What's the funniest thing that's happened to you in the past week? |
gee, good question. i'm really not sure. will come back to this one... oh yeah! Penis Fisherman Farmer Guy & Mainland Dickhead!!! |
| 43. What is your biggest pet peeve? |
noisy chewing/swallowing. i'm awful aren't i? |
| 44. What makes you happy? |
apparently a good balance of chemicals in my brain, my family, my friends, the Boyz, Toots, O-Dogg, alcohol |
| 45. What is your opinion on abortion? |
i'm totally for it. i've supported people through it. it sucks masses, but sometimes is necessary. |
| 46. What did you do last summer? |
spent a month down at white beach going yew |
| 47. What are your plans for next summer? |
this one or next one? this one i'm spending some time at o-dogg & working mostly, but also went to the taste yew & BBQs & Beer. next year, i dunno??? |
| 48. Stance on homosexual marriage? |
totally for it |
| 49. How would you like to die? |
don't ask me that question. |
| 50. How often do you cry? |
depends. quite a lot if you everage it all out. |
| 51. How many ex boyfriends/girlfriends do you have? |
well do you count ALL of them? i only really ever had two "serious" relationships, and they were both in school so bahhh! |
| 52. How many best friends do you have? |
one very special one and a few others |
| 53. How many kids do you want to have? |
zero |
| 54. How long have you been friends with your best friend? |
um, only a few months! |
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| 55. Have you ever been skinny dipping? |
you betcha!! i love it! |
| 56. Have you ever tried to bite your dentist? |
yes & drew blood mmmm blood! nah, never |
| 57. Have you ever been mad at God? |
yes when i was a kid & thought i believed. i used to say "if you don't let this happen i won't believe in you anymore" so i was pretty much the antichrist from word go |
| 58. Have you ever cried in public? |
oh god yes. i often walk to the bank in tears |
| 59. Have you ever bet? |
yeh, sure |
| 60. Have you ever named your future children? If so, name one: |
i don't have future children |
| 61. Ever done "friends-with-benefits?" |
briefly |
| 62. Ever been in love? |
yeh |
| 63. Ever kissed in an elevator? |
no |
| 64. Would you date someone younger? |
almost have!! it was almost illegal too! |
| 65. Would you ever cheat on your significant other? |
no |
| 66. Would you have sex before marriage? |
already been done buddy |
| 67. Would you pretend to be someone's boyfriend/girlfriend? |
sure would! had a dream i was doing that last night actually! |
| 68. Would you ever have plastic surgery? |
um, mebbe. i'm a bit scared to have my nose done though |
| 69. Who is your best friend? Why? |
Kimmy, cuz she's MaJiKaL & understands me better than anyone |
| 70. Are your parents still together? |
no effing way!! well yeah they are if you count Howard as my actual dad |
| 71. Are you looking forward to getting married? |
not really. so i probably won't. i'll be a spinster! |
| 72. Longest car ride/road trip? |
4 hours to wynyard |
| 73. Last hug? |
kimmy i reckon |
| 74. Last kiss? |
kimmy! |
| 75. Last time you cried? |
friday before last |
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