| 1. if you were a kind of food what kind would you be? |
an apple, sweet and tart at the same time |
| 2. what will you name your first four children? |
ummmm, let me think, jalyn, kendre, natajah.....i dont want a 4th three is enough |
| 3. what book are you currently reading? |
babymaker...nasty mother **** er...was a doctor to help woman get pregnant...used his own sperm instead of a donor...got 2 babies now |
| 4. what do you value most in other people? |
honesty |
| 5. what attracts you to members of the opposite sex? |
hmm thats a dumb question |
| 6. what sends you running and screaming from them? |
thats also a dumb question, i dont run away screaming |
| 7. what do you do in your spare time? |
be with my kids, and fam |
| 8. is your head a fun place to be? |
my head? youd probably run away screaming |
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| 9. what are the nicest things about people in general? |
some people care about other people |
| 10. what kind of music makes you fear deafness the most? |
what? |
| 11. what drink is nicest? |
amaretto sour |
| 12. what is your favourite word? |
**** |
| 13. are you looking forward to getting old? |
yes i sure am |
| 14. can you sing? |
sometimes, only in the car by myself, or with moomoo |
| 15. what accents make you want to collapse with joy? |
jamaican |
| 16. have you ever wanted to cultivate a lisp because you think it's phonetically attractive? |
hell no, i had one after my car accident |
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| 17. do you think you have it in you to kill? |
mayybe, who wants to know? a bug hell yah all day, but a human i cannot |
| 18. how much do you value and look after your health? |
100 percent, i have kids now |
| 19. would you rather marry someone pretty and dull or plain and interesting? |
can i have pretty interesting? |
| 20. why is poo more of a social taboo than most other things? |
i dont know, dont think about that **** ...lol |
| 21. do you think catherine tate is funny? |
who? |
| 22. who would be your perfect match? |
is this a trick question? yogi bear, hey boo boo |
| 23. what is your ambition? |
i have lots......buy my house, send my kids to college |
| 24. are you passionate? |
yes very about most things |
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| 25. do you think the north/south divide still exists? |
yup theres always gonna be division...whether we like it or not |
| 26. what unusual physical attributes do you find immensely endearing? |
gaps in teeth, cowlicks, big eyes |
| 27. what kind of pet do you really want? |
a tiger, but get real, ill settle for my sexy little bearded dragon NeemZ, he doesnt bite |
| 28. what age do you consider to be old? |
I consider being old when I cant wipe my own **** anymore....but after 90 your pretty **** ing old |
| 29. do you think that 'only kindness matters'? |
yes and a few other things...if people were kinder to one another and not greedy as hell, this world would be a better place |
| 30. do you ever make up great jokes in your sleep and forget them upon waking? |
no |
| 31. do you think sarcasm is terribly important for a personality? |
no, its annoying, some people dont know when to say when |
| 32. do you turn your nose up at abba, reality tv and people who laugh without pretention? |
no |
| 33. would I like you? |
hell yah u would love me |