| 1. if you were a kind of food what kind would you be? |
Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.. |
| 2. what will you name your first four children? |
Chevrolet, Buckshot, Consuela banana hammock, and Sue |
| 3. what book are you currently reading? |
I dont have time to read, I have to fill out these surveys |
| 4. what do you value most in other people? |
Honesty-humor |
| 5. what attracts you to members of the opposite sex? |
Eyes |
| 6. what sends you running and screaming from them? |
The inability to hold a conversation |
| 7. what do you do in your spare time? |
I think thats obvious |
| 8. is your head a fun place to be? |
Not lately |
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| 9. what are the nicest things about people in general? |
We have thumbs |
| 10. what kind of music makes you fear deafness the most? |
80's stuff |
| 11. what drink is nicest? |
Mountain Dew |
| 12. what is your favourite word? |
Doomaflatchey |
| 13. are you looking forward to getting old? |
Nope |
| 14. can you sing? |
Oh yes! Not well but I can sing |
| 15. what accents make you want to collapse with joy? |
Southern Drawl |
| 16. have you ever wanted to cultivate a lisp because you think it's phonetically attractive? |
Yesth |
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| 17. do you think you have it in you to kill? |
If it came to protecting my family |
| 18. how much do you value and look after your health? |
More and more with each passing year |
| 19. would you rather marry someone pretty and dull or plain and interesting? |
Plain and interesting |
| 20. why is poo more of a social taboo than most other things? |
Huh? |
| 21. do you think catherine tate is funny? |
I dont know her. |
| 22. who would be your perfect match? |
I found that guy |
| 23. what is your ambition? |
To not have too many ambitions |
| 24. are you passionate? |
Yes |
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| 25. do you think the north/south divide still exists? |
A little bit |
| 26. what unusual physical attributes do you find immensely endearing? |
Dimples |
| 27. what kind of pet do you really want? |
Chinese Sharpei |
| 28. what age do you consider to be old? |
200 |
| 29. do you think that 'only kindness matters'? |
Kindness dont pay the bills |
| 30. do you ever make up great jokes in your sleep and forget them upon waking? |
YES!! And sometimes i remember them and theyre not even funny |
| 31. do you think sarcasm is terribly important for a personality? |
I was given an overdose of the sarcasm gene. |
| 32. do you turn your nose up at abba, reality tv and people who laugh without pretention? |
I am done with reality tv |
| 33. would I like you? |
Absolutely. |