| 1. if you were a kind of food what kind would you be? |
a fruit, probably an orange |
| 2. what will you name your first four children? |
marlo or margo, mark, joan and desdemona |
| 3. what book are you currently reading? |
philip k dick short stories |
| 4. what do you value most in other people? |
fun loving, single, good taste |
| 5. what attracts you to members of the opposite sex? |
hair, teeth, and if they have something unique like a great eye colour or excellent fashion sense |
| 6. what sends you running and screaming from them? |
bad false tan, bad hair, bad teeth |
| 7. what do you do in your spare time? |
all my time is spare- i'm unemployed. i like to hang with friends drink and smoke |
| 8. is your head a fun place to be? |
its crazy cos there's always a thousand songs goin around |
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| 9. what are the nicest things about people in general? |
most people aren't particularly nice. i hate that saccharine niceness some people have |
| 10. what kind of music makes you fear deafness the most? |
music i like? i have a huge respect for anyone who's a talented singer. some singers give me goosebumps, particularly singing in harmonies. |
| 11. what drink is nicest? |
beer, can't beat it. |
| 12. what is your favourite word? |
i don't know but i like the word even |
| 13. are you looking forward to getting old? |
no |
| 14. can you sing? |
i think so |
| 15. what accents make you want to collapse with joy? |
i don't like accents. some english accents are ok. i met a girl from carlisle, cool accent |
| 16. have you ever wanted to cultivate a lisp because you think it's phonetically attractive? |
i love lisps! |
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| 17. do you think you have it in you to kill? |
yep. if i saw bono it would tale wild horses to drag me away from him. i'd bash him so good. |
| 18. how much do you value and look after your health? |
i value it but i don't particularly look after it. i don't do drugs... that counts |
| 19. would you rather marry someone pretty and dull or plain and interesting? |
not marry anyone |
| 20. why is poo more of a social taboo than most other things? |
omg... it's not a taboo, me and my friends lways talk about strange dumps. like when you look in and it's gone! |
| 21. do you think catherine tate is funny? |
yes she's really funny |
| 22. who would be your perfect match? |
me |
| 23. what is your ambition? |
to pass college before i'm 30 |
| 24. are you passionate? |
about animals, music and some films. also about drinkin |
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| 25. do you think the north/south divide still exists? |
in ireland? yes |
| 26. what unusual physical attributes do you find immensely endearing? |
i like that hair colour that's kinda blonde but a bit red and a bit browny too. |
| 27. what kind of pet do you really want? |
i have a dog and a cat. i would love a brother |
| 28. what age do you consider to be old? |
55 |
| 29. do you think that 'only kindness matters'? |
hell no. what a boring world it would be |
| 30. do you ever make up great jokes in your sleep and forget them upon waking? |
maybe i do, if i've forgotten then i wouldn't know |
| 31. do you think sarcasm is terribly important for a personality? |
i like a good bit |
| 32. do you turn your nose up at abba, reality tv and people who laugh without pretention? |
i adore abba. they are the best band there ever was. i hate most tv, including almost all reality tv. i laugh very loudly and sometimes i get looks but who gives a flying **** |
| 33. would I like you? |
there aren't many that dislike me for any good reason. |
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