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1. One of these days I am going to.... go back to finish college.
2. If I found myself suddenly naked at work I would.... thank God I have a sit down job at a computer! (besides try to find out why the hell I'm suddenly naked that is)
3. If I could beat the tar out of someone it would be.... HA! That would be obvious to anyone who knows what I've been through the last year... homewrecking sonofa.....
4. My second use for a potato would be.... ammo for a potato gun.
5. What do you do with an unmated sock? throw it back in the dirty laundry and hope the other one shows up... if not, use it for dusting.
6. Toilet paper over or under? over!!!!!!
7. If you were on a first date with someone and they farted really loud in the car, what would you say? Good one! I give it a 7.5
8. If you had to take lessons for one type of dance that would be performed in front of a large audience, what would it be? something latin or swing
9. Describe yourself as if you were a type of food: hmmm... comfort food ;o)
10. If your pet could talk, what would it say to you? what IS this crap you make me eat? And then you eat the good stuff right in front of me?? God you suck....
11. What is the strangest or funniest thing you have ever done in public? drive-by pancaking.... lol
12. What is the funniest thing you have ever worn in public? wearing a dress for a wedding and having a group of guys come up to me laughing and ask what bet I lost to have to dress like a chick. LOL!
13. What was your worst date ever and why? haven't had any bad dates.
14. Use the 1st 2 letters of your first name and the last 3 letters of your last name to create your new name: Dezer
15. What is a funny name you use for the word poop? scheisse (german for " **** "... great for swearing too)
16. What would you do if you were in the woods and saw a bear wearing Nike Air Jordans? wonder who slipped me the LSD and when
17. What is the funniest call-in excuse you can think of to use for work? chronic explosive diarrhea
18. What other use besides baseball could a baseball mitt be used for? restraining a cat that needs a bath... and I've tested that
19. If someone offered you $80,000 to marry them for a year, would you? hmmmm..... but gosh! what about the sanctity of marriage??? no one would EVER actually do that would they?
20. My favorite TV commercial quote is.... Nyquil. Sleep like you did..... before the rooster went blind.