| 1. What's your most favorite bumper sticker you've ever seen? |
Honk if you've been engaged to Johnny Depp. |
| 2. Do you sing in the shower? |
Who doesn't? The bathroom is like acoustically tuned for Bohemian Rhapsody. |
| 3. Are you guilty of showing to much PDA? |
Ha ha ha. Stephanie Reynolds? Guilty of PDA? You would have to be, like, not single for that to work out. |
| 4. What's the best smell in the world? |
It's really weird but this mixture of coconut shampoo, cigarette smoke, blackberry amber lotion and coffee. |
| 5. Which of your current friends have you known the longest? |
Well, probably one of the peeps from WIllis. You know who you are. My gangstas. |
| 6. Do you say Ca-RI-bbean or Carib-BE-an? |
Ca-RI-bbean. Duh. |
| 7. Do you drip-dry after a shower/bath? |
No...that's not really effective. I prefer to be dry, moist is scary. |
| 8. For toilet paper: Do you wad or fold it before use? |
Let me think about this...uh...I really do not know, probably fold...wow. |
| 9. What's the best animal to sing about in Old McDonald? |
Lima beans. |
| 10. If you could paint your room any way you want it, what would it look like? |
Well, its neon green right now...but if I could repaint it, probably a very deep yellow or red. |
| 11. Have you ever flipped off your mother or father? |
Ha ha ha. You know about the parentals. |
| 12. Which of your closest friends would be easiest to date? |
none of them or all of them. |
| 13. Which of your closest friends would be hardest to date? |
ditto. |
| 14. Do you have a favorite pair of underwear? |
YES!!! They are lucky!!! Get your mind out of the gutter. |
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| 15. If so, what do they look like? |
They have orange stripes! |
| 16. Do you always use your turn signal? |
yeah...why not? It irritates the **** out of me when others don't, so if I didn't use mine that would be hypocrisy. |
| 17. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? |
no. thats dumb. lets spin a bottle (that we probably emptied) and kiss random people. I don't kiss for the sake of kissing. |
| 18. Have you ever dated someone that your closest friend didn't approve of? |
well...i believe so...considering I was supposed to be setting her up with him. don't worry, karma got me back. |
| 19. Can you do a cartwheel? |
sadly, i cannot. But I'm going to train all summer. |
| 20. What time is it? |
11:09 p.m. Arizona Standard Time |
| 21. Do you ever check surveys for correct spelling and grammar? |
yess, off corse i do...it is the ultimet in inteligens |
| 22. Did it bother you I ended a question with a preposition? |
Preposition, isn't that anything an airplane can do to a cloud? |
| 23. Do you know what a preposition is? |
Yes, it's an airplane molesting a cloud. |
| 24. Type of internet connection? |
I think I'm stealing my neighbors, actually... |
| 25. Did you ever play in boxes as a kid? |
Uh DUH! It was the only way I could escape to the moon or the high seas and live my life. Even at an early age I had issues. |
| 26. Do you know anyone who doesn't like chocolate? |
My friend in PA, Rupinder, she didn't like chocolate. But then again she was sikh. Bad joke. |
| 27. For the girls: What's the longest time you've gone without shaving your legs? |
Oh I'm taking my record this winter. I shaved on New Year's Eve so...18 days and counting. |
| 28. For the guys: Have you ever shaved your legs? |
Je ne suis pas un homme. |
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| 29. Have you ever said something because you thought it was funny, but right after you say it you wish you hadn't? |
yeah...usually around mormons. |
| 30. What does subpoena mean? |
YEAH! That's the one where you order a witness to court!!! |
| 31. Did you think about going to dictionary.com to look it up? |
NO!! Because I'm amazing and know my crime and punishment. |
| 32. When was your last date? |
ha ha ha. |
| 33. How many MySpace friends do you have? |
i don't wanna talk about it. |
| 34. Have you ever peed in the shower? |
yeah, when I was like seven. |
| 35. Can you count to 20 in Spanish? |
only 19, I don't remember the word for 20...Spanish I was 8th grade... |
| 36. Anything really odd turn you on? |
Dark circles under eyes. There is really no way to explain... |
| 37. How do you hold the steering wheel when you're driving? |
I dunno, with my hands. Or my knee or sometimes I don't hold the wheel. |
| 38. How would you describe your high school experience in exactly 5 words? |
Where the **** am I? |
| 39. Is Alex Trebek the smartest man alive? |
No. He just asks questions. |
| 40. What celebrity do you look most like? |
I dunno, which one's the SEXIEST?! just kidding... |
| 41. How often do you change your MySpace song? |
I have a playlist. So uh I don't need to. Try not be too jealous. |
| 42. How many pairs of shoes do you own? |
Five. Three pairs of Vans, one pair of running shoes and one pair of flip flops. |
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| 43. Are your earlobes attached or unattached? |
Unattached. |
| 44. Did you just touch an ear to check? |
No, I've done enough genetics worksheets to know I have unattached earlobes, no widow's peak and freckles without looking. |
| 45. Which is grosser: finger hair or toe hair? |
Toe hair. Because so much can go wrong with feet. |
| 46. What time is it now? |
11:22 p.m. Arizona Standard Time |
| 47. How much ice do you put in your drinks? |
None. I like them cool but ice is just a business conspiracy to give you less liquid. So I ask for no ice to optimize my beverage experience. |
| 48. How often do you floss? |
Before I go to the dentist! |
| 49. Does lip gloss really "pop?" |
I am not really sure what this is asking. I'm slightly scared. |
| 50. Do you watch the Super Bowl just for the commercials? |
I do not partake. |
| 51. Do you know anyone who is Canadian? |
Yes, he's very special. |
| 52. Do you have a farmer's tan? |
No. I get tan all over. Um, don't really take that one too far into thought... |
| 53. Do you like licking the sticky part of the envelope? |
Not particularly. It's not like a triumphant experience. |
| 54. Which foot hits the floor first when you get out of bed? |
I usually fall out of bed, or wake up on the floor, or in the closet. Really. |
| 55. Who was the US's only bachelor President? |
James Buchanan, **** ! |
| 56. What's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? |
Forrest Gump, without a doubt. |