| 1. Name: |
mattilyn |
| 2. Age: |
20ish |
| 3. Male or Female? |
female |
| 4. What is your favorite time of day? |
late at night |
| 5. Have you ever been in love? |
yes |
| 6. How long was your longest relationship? |
almost 5 years |
| 7. Why did it end? |
if you know why it ended then you are prolly a good friend that i trust...other than that you don't need to know |
| 8. Single or Taken? |
taken **** es <3 |
| 9. Favorite Candy Bar? |
dove milk chocolate or snickers |
| 10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? |
bones, house, gossip girl, doug, recess |
| 11. What was the last thing you cooked? |
frigg....umm....i think it was tuna helper, croissants, and corn and green beans |
| 12. What is your absolute favorite meal? |
OMG i have too many! i love food :) |
| 13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? |
o **** ...hahah...ummm.....yeah |
| 14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? |
blue |
| 15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? |
yes...7 earrings and two necklaces |
| 16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? |
**** sesame street |
| 17. What is your favorite meat? |
men |
| 18. Do you have a dirty mind? |
LOL....what to YOU think? |
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| 19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? |
my laptop...matt....and handcuffs |
| 20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? |
um i consider it a bit more than a crush....his name is gumby <3 |
| 21. Do you ever want to get married? |
of course |
| 22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? |
what? lol no i don't |
| 23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? |
i dug my keys into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive and carved my name into his leather seeeeeats... |
| 24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? |
**** if i know |
| 25. Can you do a split? |
not anymore |
| 26. What is your favorite sexual position? |
o jeeeezsus....doggy style or totally dominated up against a wall and when i am tied down i totally cream myself |
| 27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? |
yes....beach and car...and stadium bench...i think that is it so far |
| 28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? |
the knife |
| 29. How many watches do you own? |
none |
| 30. How much cash do you have on you right now? |
about 12 bucks i am a rich **** :) |
| 31. Who was the last person you kissed? |
JOHN |
| 32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? |
OMG there are sooo many places but i would totally love to do it on homeplate at Petco Park :) that would be totally friggin awesome! |
| 33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? |
wth |
| 34. Have you ever been cow tipping? |
haha no |
| 35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? |
idk... |
| 36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? |
OMG yeeezzzzz...so friggin scary! ahhhh |
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| 37. What is your favorite number? |
13 |
| 38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? |
never played |
| 39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? |
sorta kinda the electric guitar |
| 40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? |
fork...cause it is pointy AND concave |
| 41. What's your favorite radio station? |
um don't really listen to the radio |
| 42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? |
booth |
| 43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? |
LOL no |
| 44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? |
bryan |
| 45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? |
yes to be funny |
| 46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? |
actually yes i have! that is totally random and i love it |
| 47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? |
yes |
| 48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? |
all the damn time |
| 49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? |
i got sushi on my pants earlier |
| 50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? |
yes and mine is black |
| 51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? |
adriel on a leash ;) kkkkkkkkkkkk yeeeeah |
| 52. What is you current living situation? |
sucky...with the parentals |
| 53. When was the last time you masturbated? |
o jeeezsus....matt knows :) |
| 54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? |
bryan and mathew....the bestest friends a chickety can have |
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| 55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? |
europe |
| 56. Have you ever been fired from a job? |
nope |
| 57. Who do you think should be the next president? |
hahahaha..mathew ! vote for him! |
| 58. What do you do for a living? |
i am a pimp...go out and make me my money hoes! |
| 59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? |
your penis and it was nasty |
| 60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? |
pasta |
| 61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? |
i like my name thanks |
| 62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? |
have sex to see how it feels |
| 63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? |
a writer |
| 64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? |
mmm...that is a toughie....i would be a lil more open about my problems |
| 65. What is your dream vacation? |
travel cross country through the US |
| 66. What is your dream car? |
there are just too many but ford mustang is definitely one! |
| 67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? |
tj maxx |
| 68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? |
living for another month in happiness |
| 69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? |
machien gunned death my lite-brite pegs! that would be totally cool |
| 70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? |
omg find them having sex |
| 71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? |
fly when i fart! that would totally awesome |
| 72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? |
hot poor person |
| 73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? |
LOL.... **** that totally sucks but hit every friggin red light |
| 74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? |
o wow..um...that is definitely a tough one....never fall in love [at least i would never get hurt] |
| 75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? |
**** what is up with these questions: i think i would choose hot body and ugly face cause i could always wear makeup to cure the face |
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