| 1. Are you a Health Freak? |
no...... i love meat........... i love food........ oink oink |
| 2. Have you ever been to college? |
no. i'm hopefully going to attend shortly |
| 3. Are you a member of the mile high club? |
i'm very unforunate to have not experienced that yet |
| 4. Do you like your neighbors? Why or Why not? |
no. they are buttholes |
| 5. Would you kill someone? |
i will faint at the sight of blood |
| 6. Do you have any piercings? |
my ears. getting my belly button soon and maybe something else |
| 7. Have you ever been arrested? |
well this one time this big jug of kool-aid went through my house and he kept saying oh yeah so i shot him . thats right. i shot him. kool-aid man is dead. oh yeah. oh no |
| 8. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? |
um..................... to answer this honestly... yeah |
| 9. How many times have you had an orgasm in one night? |
wow! umm.. its getting hot in here isn't it?? 8 |
| 10. Have you ever stolen something? |
yeah......... i gave it back though. **** that. keep it |
| 11. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? |
yeah. the edge in blue island..... i also made out with a guy from there too..... how fun! oh he was hot hot hot |
| 12. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so what is your favorite? |
no............... |
| 13. Tan or Pale? |
i'm pale |
| 14. Planes or Buses? |
planes |
| 15. Diamonds or Gold? |
neither |
| 16. Who did let the dogs out? |
baha men |
| 17. Orange Juice or Apple Juice? |
oj |
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| 18. Do you play an instrument? |
nopers |
| 19. Do you shower daily? |
yeah......... i have very good hygeine |
| 20. If you could go anywhere right now where would you go? |
hawaii......... i want to go away for awhile |
| 21. Have you ever made out with just a friend? |
sure have |
| 22. Would you date someone younger than you? |
been there won't again |
| 23. Would you date someone older than you? |
hmm.. yeah. 5 years older. it didn't work out........ |
| 24. Could you live without sex? |
umm...... yeah |
| 25. snakes or rabbits? |
snakes |
| 26. Have you ever search your own name on google? |
yeah........ apparently i'm a professor at harvard. how do you like those apples? |
| 27. What is your favorite type of movie? |
horror/comedy |
| 28. What is your favorite type of music? |
country, rap, rock, classical, christian rock, pop, oldies, showtunes, ac, opera |
| 29. Do you own sex toys? |
did. not know more |
| 30. Have you ever commited suicide? |
i'm taking this survey as a ghost........ wow i'm awesome |
| 31. spit or swallow? |
neither |
| 32. Ever starred in your own film? |
brianna loves jenna |
| 33. Do you believe in aliens? |
men are aliens |
| 34. How do you vent anger? |
punch a punching bag |
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| 35. What is your favorite word? |
**** |
| 36. Good or Evil? |
both |
| 37. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? |
ummmmm........... yeah |
| 38. Logic or Art? |
logic |
| 39. Do animals have souls? |
all dogs go to heaven |
| 40. Do you think you are attractive? |
hahah....... i tend to say yeah but i don't think so |
| 41. Do you like Holidays? |
nopers |
| 42. What are you wearing right now? |
nothing. i'm at work naked |
| 43. Have you ever done Porn? |
brianna loves jenna |
| 44. Rough or Sensual? |
both why not. |
| 45. Do you smoke? |
sure........ i smoke 12 packs of cigarettes a day |
| 46. Do you believe in Love? |
no |
| 47. Do you hate anyone? |
yeah |
| 48. Last time you saw your mom? |
last night |
| 49. Cats or Dogs? |
dogs |
| 50. Do you like seafood? |
yeppers. red lobster |
| 51. Have you ever met a celebrity? |
yep |
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| 52. Do you believe animals have souls? |
read question 39 |
| 53. Where did you last go on vacation? |
2 years ago. tennessee |
| 54. Lace or Satin? |
lace |
| 55. Mints or chewing gum? |
gum |
| 56. Have you ever danced in Public? |
all the time. everyday |
| 57. Do you believe in Hell? |
i'm in it |
| 58. Last speeding ticket? |
7 months ago |
| 59. Do you like to drive fast? |
hense why i got a speeding ticket |
| 60. Would you concider it fun to have the cops chase you in a pursuit? |
no. i don't want to go to jail |
| 61. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? |
no............ i'm not marco and ellie from degrassi |
| 62. Do you like to Kiss? |
all the time |
| 63. Are you a good Kisser? |
sure why not |
| 64. What is your favorite color? |
black and red |
| 65. Are you tired of this survey? |
yeppers |
| 66. Who was your last dream of? |
i don't remember |
| 67. Who are some of your favorite performers? |
rascal flatts. |
| 68. Are you Happy right now with your life? |
hell no |
| 69. What is your favorite position? |
sleeping |
| 70. Are you tired of doing this survey? |
yeah............... thanks for asking |
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