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1. One of these days I am going to.... japan
2. If I found myself suddenly naked at work I would.... kill a worker and steal their clothes
3. If I could beat the tar out of someone it would be.... you
4. My second use for a potato would be.... a weapon
5. What do you do with an unmated sock? slap satan with it
6. Toilet paper over or under? does it matter
7. If you were on a first date with someone and they farted really loud in the car, what would you say? wtf **** , then get out the car
8. If you had to take lessons for one type of dance that would be performed in front of a large audience, what would it be? salsa
9. Describe yourself as if you were a type of food: three words, tacos
10. If your pet could talk, what would it say to you? hey.... hey **** ! feed me!
11. What is the strangest or funniest thing you have ever done in public? i was in the supermarket with ryan and he was runnin with a empty shopping cart and i jumped on it and it crashed into a bunch of boxes
12. What is the funniest thing you have ever worn in public? a fat suit. for halloween
13. What was your worst date ever and why? that time i took kate to mcdonalds and she called me a fat homo for buying 2 angus cheese burgers, (i was hungry damnit!)
14. Use the 1st 2 letters of your first name and the last 3 letters of your last name to create your new name: Johnny Mattmore (lmao)
15. What is a funny name you use for the word poop? the word what?!??!
16. What would you do if you were in the woods and saw a bear wearing Nike Air Jordans? i would turn around and walk away hopin never to see another bear wearin jordans
17. What is the funniest call-in excuse you can think of to use for work? my rich aunt died and was buried yesterday so now i have to go grave digging and steal her fortune
18. What other use besides baseball could a baseball mitt be used for? robbin a store???
19. If someone offered you $80,000 to marry them for a year, would you? yea, give me the $80,000 first, i marry, after that i file a divorce.
20. My favorite TV commercial quote is.... so easy a caveman can do it