| 1. Name: |
Leanne |
| 2. Age: |
34 |
| 3. Male or Female? |
Female |
| 4. What is your favorite time of day? |
night |
| 5. Have you ever been in love? |
yes |
| 6. How long was your longest relationship? |
13 years |
| 7. Why did it end? |
it didn't |
| 8. Single or Taken? |
taken |
| 9. Favorite Candy Bar? |
I like snickers, but anything with chocolate is fine |
| 10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? |
General Hospital and October Road |
| 11. What was the last thing you cooked? |
greens and beans |
| 12. What is your absolute favorite meal? |
steamed clams |
| 13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? |
no |
| 14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? |
pink |
| 15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? |
rings and earrings |
| 16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? |
the Count |
| 17. What is your favorite meat? |
beef |
| 18. Do you have a dirty mind? |
lol, yes, of course |
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| 19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? |
deoderant, cigarettes (a lifetime supply) and a friend |
| 20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? |
sure |
| 21. Do you ever want to get married? |
again? |
| 22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? |
yes, but they all suck |
| 23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? |
Proud Mary |
| 24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? |
idk, I took it down, I have a cellphone |
| 25. Can you do a split? |
no way |
| 26. What is your favorite sexual position? |
I don't know if it has a name |
| 27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? |
yes, the beach |
| 28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? |
scissors |
| 29. How many watches do you own? |
a few, but I hardly ever wear one |
| 30. How much cash do you have on you right now? |
I have over $100, I think |
| 31. Who was the last person you kissed? |
Dave |
| 32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? |
work |
| 33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? |
pigs are cute |
| 34. Have you ever been cow tipping? |
nope, I like cows |
| 35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? |
Ryan Newman (great question, by the way) |
| 36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? |
yes and it's gross |
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| 37. What is your favorite number? |
12 and 46 |
| 38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? |
$100 a few weeks ago (I had to split it with someone, though) |
| 39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? |
I played the clarinet when I was a kid |
| 40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? |
fork cause it picks up the food |
| 41. What's your favorite radio station? |
anything pop or 70's/80's |
| 42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? |
booth |
| 43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? |
uh, no |
| 44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? |
idk, I don't use it |
| 45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? |
if my friend brings me the one he promised me, I'd wear it |
| 46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? |
yes |
| 47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? |
probably, I've cleaned up many a friend |
| 48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? |
do my feet count as nothing, cause I trip over them all the time |
| 49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? |
who knows, I try not to be a total slob |
| 50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? |
yes, I think this one is navy blue |
| 51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? |
dog |
| 52. What is you current living situation? |
I live in a house |
| 53. When was the last time you masturbated? |
omg, ok, it was earlier tonight cause I found my favorite porno when I was cleaning out some stuff |
| 54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? |
someone who will laugh at my last response and accuse me of doing it like 3 times a day, and the other one is trying to pimp me out to a lesbian |
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| 55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? |
on vacation somewhere warm |
| 56. Have you ever been fired from a job? |
yes, my first job in HS |
| 57. Who do you think should be the next president? |
anyone except that Ho Hillary |
| 58. What do you do for a living? |
I'm a computer geek |
| 59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? |
I've drank goat milk that I extracted myself |
| 60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? |
pasta, you can do a ton with it |
| 61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? |
mine is fine |
| 62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? |
I would masterbate A LOT |
| 63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? |
working for the Yankees or Nascar |
| 64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? |
that's a bit personal |
| 65. What is your dream vacation? |
warm, all inclusive and long |
| 66. What is your dream car? |
anything convertable and fast |
| 67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? |
probably Macy's |
| 68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? |
living for another month |
| 69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? |
thimbles are almost as big as a shot glass, so I'll go with that |
| 70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? |
my parents finding me having sex, I've seen them more than enough |
| 71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? |
fly when I fart, that would be cool! |
| 72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? |
I wouldn't care what he looked like as long as he treated me well |
| 73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? |
I'm down with red lighs, I can't pull off his getup |
| 74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? |
never have sex |
| 75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? |
either would be and improvement |