| 1. What's your most favorite bumper sticker you've ever seen? |
Bumper stickers make me angry |
| 2. Do you sing in the shower? |
Yes, to my roommates dismay...Usually a butchered version of "Fat Bottom Girls" or a Regina Spektor song. |
| 3. Are you guilty of showing to much PDA? |
The opposite really |
| 4. What's the best smell in the world? |
Warm skin...don't worry...I like the skin attatched to the person, not wash-n-wear. |
| 5. Which of your current friends have you known the longest? |
Kim |
| 6. Do you say Ca-RI-bbean or Carib-BE-an? |
Usage varies, depending on whose company I'm in. |
| 7. Do you drip-dry after a shower/bath? |
Ewww, no...My skin is rubbed raw by the time I'm done drying off. |
| 8. For toilet paper: Do you wad or fold it before use? |
I have no idea how to answer this. |
| 9. What's the best animal to sing about in Old McDonald? |
Goats? |
| 10. If you could paint your room any way you want it, what would it look like? |
It would mysteriously look, smell and sound like a warm, sunny beach |
| 11. Have you ever flipped off your mother or father? |
I forget...but you should ask them because I'm sure they remember |
| 12. Which of your closest friends would be easiest to date? |
Kim...sorry everyone else...I know I'm a catch |
| 13. Which of your closest friends would be hardest to date? |
Maegan...I don't go for the younger ones...sorry, Maeg. |
| 14. Do you have a favorite pair of underwear? |
I believe in equality for all underwear. |
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| 15. If so, what do they look like? |
No Answer |
| 16. Do you always use your turn signal? |
Actually, I over-use it because I think it's fun. |
| 17. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? |
Nope. I mean I've spun bottles around, but there was no funny stuff. |
| 18. Have you ever dated someone that your closest friend didn't approve of? |
You would have to ask her |
| 19. Can you do a cartwheel? |
Noooo...very dangerous |
| 20. What time is it? |
Time to be working on studio so I can look like I know what's going on when I pin up next |
| 21. Do you ever check surveys for correct spelling and grammar? |
Doesn't everyone |
| 22. Did it bother you I ended a question with a preposition? |
This survey is getting a little antagonistic |
| 23. Do you know what a preposition is? |
I'm not sure I like your tone |
| 24. Type of internet connection? |
Boring... |
| 25. Did you ever play in boxes as a kid? |
Holy Crap, yes! We would roll down these big hills and out onto the street. |
| 26. Do you know anyone who doesn't like chocolate? |
Sadly, yes. |
| 27. For the girls: What's the longest time you've gone without shaving your legs? |
In swimming, we'd go for at least 4 months. |
| 28. For the guys: Have you ever shaved your legs? |
No Answer |
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| 29. Have you ever said something because you thought it was funny, but right after you say it you wish you hadn't? |
It's like this survey has followed me around and witnessed every moment of my social life. |
| 30. What does subpoena mean? |
Okay...whoever wrote this survey is some kind of nerd with low self-esteem trying to make people acknowledge their stupidity. Yes..I have a compentent command of the english vocabulary, okay!? |
| 31. Did you think about going to dictionary.com to look it up? |
bite me |
| 32. When was your last date? |
I'm not sure that I "date" |
| 33. How many MySpace friends do you have? |
I don't know and I'm not looking. |
| 34. Have you ever peed in the shower? |
gross |
| 35. Can you count to 20 in Spanish? |
uno dos tres quattro cincque seis siette otto nove diece...Hmm, apparently only if I combine Italian and Spanish |
| 36. Anything really odd turn you on? |
I'm not sure anyone wants to know that |
| 37. How do you hold the steering wheel when you're driving? |
Like I know whose the boss |
| 38. How would you describe your high school experience in exactly 5 words? |
Water polo awesome, classes boring |
| 39. Is Alex Trebek the smartest man alive? |
No...but he used to have a great 'stache |
| 40. What celebrity do you look most like? |
Hopefully, none. |
| 41. How often do you change your MySpace song? |
I find opening a page with a song on it very annoying |
| 42. How many pairs of shoes do you own? |
6? Right now I only wear my slip-on red vans...they totally rock |
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| 43. Are your earlobes attached or unattached? |
They prefer "no comment" on their personal lives...hahahahhaha! (please see question 29) |
| 44. Did you just touch an ear to check? |
NO |
| 45. Which is grosser: finger hair or toe hair? |
Depends on who it's on. I don't want a dentist with finger hair |
| 46. What time is it now? |
It's pretty much always the same time in my world |
| 47. How much ice do you put in your drinks? |
I'm too lazy to put ice in my drink because I always end up using the rest in the tray and having to fill it back up. |
| 48. How often do you floss? |
Nightly |
| 49. Does lip gloss really "pop?" |
I don't even understand that. Rice Krispies really "pop"... |
| 50. Do you watch the Super Bowl just for the commercials? |
I somehow always manage to miss the really funny commercials. |
| 51. Do you know anyone who is Canadian? |
Yes, lots of people actually. |
| 52. Do you have a farmer's tan? |
Do I look like a farmer |
| 53. Do you like licking the sticky part of the envelope? |
Wow...yes, I totally do... |
| 54. Which foot hits the floor first when you get out of bed? |
My six nubile servants never allow my feet to touch the ground. |
| 55. Who was the US's only bachelor President? |
Allright already...I bow to your superior trivia skills, nerdy survey writer. It's James Buchanan, by the way. |
| 56. What's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? |
Tom who? |
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