| *** Section I *** |
| 1. Name a commercial that reminds you of being a kid. |
Hmm... the Orbit gum commercials! Where they're saying all the really weird names and stuff.. yep. |
| 2. Do you ever ask for paper in plastic at the grocery store? |
No, but now I'm going to. |
| 3. What is the last state you were in besides your own? |
Illinois? |
| 4. Name a city in your own state that you have never been to. |
Hmm... Peru. |
| 5. What's the best "mountain" at Walt Disney World? |
I don't know. |
| 6. Do you ever speak in Ebonics? |
Only when I'm making fun of it. |
| 7. Explain why you said yes or no to the last question. |
I think it's ignorant to talk that way... No offense if you do, just my opinion |
| 8. Who is the very funniest comedian ever? |
The funniest commedian? Jeff Dunham |
| 9. What hospital in your area would you most recommend for good treatment? |
St. Joe |
| 10. What two breeds of dog do you think would make a really great puppy? |
Pomeranian and husky. ^_^ |
| *** Section II *** |
| 11. Are themed parties overrated? |
Depends on the theme |
| 12. What section of the library do you find most interesting? |
LGBTQ! |
| 13. What mall is closest to your home? |
U.P. |
| 14. The last roadtrip you took was from where to where? |
Oh gawd. Indianapolis? |
| 15. Are home aquariums more trouble than they're worth? |
Yes, yes they are |
| 16. Who cleans your carpets? |
My mother |
| 17. If you add together all the numbers in your birthdate (month, day, year) what number do you get? |
well, my b-day is 8/22/1990 so if you add straight across, it's 31, if you add them 8+22+1990 it's 2020 |
| 18. Do you know anyone who has had plastic surgery? |
Yes. |
| 19. Who is the best person you've ever "met" online? |
I don't know. |
| 20. What is the best local restaurant in your area? |
Carabbas! |
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| *** Section III *** |
| 21. Do you have a landline? If not, do you wish you did? |
Landline? |
| 22. Were you ever on the roof of the World Trade Center? |
No. |
| 23. Have you ever been on the Maid Of The Mist? |
Nope. |
| 24. Do Coke and Pepsi really taste different to you? |
Yes! |
| 25. If you could knock down one structure in your town, what would it be? |
Does my ex count as a structure? |
| 26. Name a street in your town that begins with the letter "C". |
Congress! |
| 27. Describe your elementary school in 10 words or less. |
Small, old, funny smelling. |
| 28. What is the last musical you saw? |
I've never seen a musical in person, but the last musical I WATCHED was Rent. |
| 29. Who is the most versatile actor ever? |
Oh wow. Not sure... |
| 30. Do you own any vinyl records? |
Nope. |
| *** Section IV *** |
| 31. Would you go down to see the Titanic if given the chance? |
Of course! |
| 32. What is the greatest kids' show ever and why? |
Hmm.. does Spongebob count? |
| 33. Name a relative who has a first name beginning with the letter "N". |
Nikki |
| 34. You have one minute to grab everything you can in a supermarket - what do you grab? |
Everything I can in one minute. |
| 35. The best album ever made is ______ because _________. |
The_Ascention... I said so. |
| 36. The worst love song ever made is _______ because __________. |
Omg, there are a BUNCH! |
| 37. Do you love cats? |
No. |
| 38. Who is the best cartoon cat? |
Garfield! Durrrrr. |
| 39. If you could rename Bart Simpson, what first name would you give him? |
Tarb. |
| 40. Have you ever seen the Hollywood sign in real life? |
No. |
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| *** Section V *** |
| 41. Do you ever nap and wake up and forget what day it is? |
Yes. |
| 42. What's the name of the cemetery closest to your home? |
No idea, but it's right down the street. |
| 43. What ocean is the most alluring to you? |
Pacific |
| 44. Have you ever driven through rural South Carolina? |
Nope. |
| 45. Did you ever see a scorpion in the wild? |
Nuh uh. |
| 46. The very best heavy metal band ever is ______ because _______. |
Arch Enemy? I said so. |
| 47. The sappiest band ever is ______ because _________. |
Not sure... hmmm... |
| 48. If you could have any candy right now, it would be what? |
Skittles? |
| 49. Do you like the taste of beer? |
No. |
| 50. Why do people say that Chinese food often contains cat? |
I'm not sure, but if it does... then I guess I like cat... |
| *** Section VI *** |
| 51. Who is the best cartoon dog ever? |
Odie! |
| 52. Do you wake up easily in the morning? |
No. |
| 53. What time do you have to wake up tomorrow? |
Prolly before noon.. I'm getting picked up by Blue to go to the mall and whatnot |
| 54. Do you think alarm clocks ringing could cause heart attacks in some people? |
YES! I'm a firm believer of that. |
| 55. What is the best soap opera ever? |
Does Degrassi count? |
| 56. If you were a donut, what kind would you be? Why? |
Don't ask me that. xP |
| *** Section VII *** |
| 57. Name your earliest mamory. |
Mamory? Well, I'm guessing you meant memory, so I'll have to go with... having to go to the emergency room to get stitches put in my foot. |
| 58. What is the newest thing you've learned? |
That mamory isn't a word. |
| 59. Did you ever have to clean erasers in school? |
No. |
| 60. Have you ever hallucinated something? |
Probably. |
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| 61. Do you type the proper way?*Have you ever typed on a manual typewriter? |
No, and no. |
| 62. Do you know shorthand? |
Yes. |
| 63. Who are better neighbors? Canada or Mexico? |
CANADA! No offense Mexico, I just love Canada. <3 |
| 64. Are you deeply religious? |
Not in the least |
| *** Section VIII *** |
| 65. Name a state you have never been to, but would like to go to. |
California |
| 66. Name a state you have been to, but don't care if you ever go to again. |
Georgia |
| 67. Do you think George W. Bush would be a nice neighbor? |
Yes, you could mess with his head. ^_^. "George, could you please specificate why you don't want my dog urinificating on you lawn?" |
| 68. What is the last board game you played? |
No idea, but the last game I played was E.R.S. (Egyptian Rat Screw) It's a card game |
| 69. Do you drink energy drinks? If yes, what kind? |
Yes. Monster Assault. |
| 70. What is the name of the bar closest to your home? |
No idea. They change names often. |
| 71. What was your maternal grandmother's first name? |
Gerry. |
| 72. What was your house number when you were 5? |
My house number? Like.. telephone number... or address? Well, both are the same as they are now, so I'm not gonna say. xD |
| 73. Name a word that people use locally that outsiders probably can't pronounce. |
Notre Dame! OMG! Okay, alot of people pronounce it just fine, but then you get people saying it like "Notra Dahm" Wtf!? |
| 74. Describe your world in 5 words. |
Amazing, confusing, random, loving, unnaccepting. |
| 75. Was this a pretty unique survey? |
Indeed it was! |