| 1. Are you a Health Freak? |
NOPE |
| 2. Have you ever been to college? |
YES |
| 3. Are you a member of the mile high club? |
NOPE |
| 4. Do you like your neighbors? Why or Why not? |
NOPE, I HAVE LIVED HERE FOR EVER |
| 5. Would you kill someone? |
YES |
| 6. Do you have any piercings? |
YES |
| 7. Have you ever been arrested? |
YES |
| 8. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? |
LET ME GET BACK YOU ON THAT |
| 9. How many times have you had an orgasm in one night? |
MAYBE 7 |
| 10. Have you ever stolen something? |
YES |
| 11. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? |
YES |
| 12. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so what is your favorite? |
THERE ARE SO MANY |
| 13. Tan or Pale? |
NATURAL |
| 14. Planes or Buses? |
BUSES |
| 15. Diamonds or Gold? |
DIAMONDS |
| 16. Who did let the dogs out? |
WHAT.... |
| 17. Orange Juice or Apple Juice? |
ORANGE JUICE |
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| 18. Do you play an instrument? |
YES. MY FINGER |
| 19. Do you shower daily? |
HEHEHEHE |
| 20. If you could go anywhere right now where would you go? |
ITALY |
| 21. Have you ever made out with just a friend? |
YES |
| 22. Would you date someone younger than you? |
I HAVE |
| 23. Would you date someone older than you? |
DONE THAT TO, HE WAS 50 |
| 24. Could you live without sex? |
IT WOULD BE HARD BUT YES |
| 25. snakes or rabbits? |
AHHH NOTTT |
| 26. Have you ever search your own name on google? |
YES |
| 27. What is your favorite type of movie? |
SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE YOU SCREAM |
| 28. What is your favorite type of music? |
ANY |
| 29. Do you own sex toys? |
YES! YES! YES! |
| 30. Have you ever commited suicide? |
NOPE |
| 31. spit or swallow? |
SPIT |
| 32. Ever starred in your own film? |
YES |
| 33. Do you believe in aliens? |
HELL YES |
| 34. How do you vent anger? |
BAD WORDS@#_^%$#@>< |
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| 35. What is your favorite word? |
**** |
| 36. Good or Evil? |
BOTH |
| 37. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? |
YES |
| 38. Logic or Art? |
BOTH |
| 39. Do animals have souls? |
HMMMM LET ME SEE KITTY DO YOU HAVE A SOUL. KNOW STATEMENT |
| 40. Do you think you are attractive? |
YES LOVE |
| 41. Do you like Holidays? |
HELL NOOOO! |
| 42. What are you wearing right now? |
PINK AND GREEN SHIRT AND GREEN PANTS |
| 43. Have you ever done Porn? |
NOPE |
| 44. Rough or Sensual? |
BOTH |
| 45. Do you smoke? |
NOPE |
| 46. Do you believe in Love? |
NOPE |
| 47. Do you hate anyone? |
YES.... AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THAT FALSE **** |
| 48. Last time you saw your mom? |
2 WEEKS AGO |
| 49. Cats or Dogs? |
I HAVE A CAT BUT IT IS MY DAUGHTERS |
| 50. Do you like seafood? |
CAN'T EAT IT |
| 51. Have you ever met a celebrity? |
YES |
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| 52. Do you believe animals have souls? |
NOPE . HEY YOU ASKED THE QUESTION BEFORE |
| 53. Where did you last go on vacation? |
THATS A FUNNY QUESTION |
| 54. Lace or Satin? |
BOTH |
| 55. Mints or chewing gum? |
CHEWING GUM |
| 56. Have you ever danced in Public? |
I NEVER GET OFF THE DANCE FLOOR |
| 57. Do you believe in Hell? |
YUP YUP |
| 58. Last speeding ticket? |
LAST YEAR DOING 85 IN A 65 |
| 59. Do you like to drive fast? |
OH YES |
| 60. Would you concider it fun to have the cops chase you in a pursuit? |
YES, BECAUSE I LIKE **** LIKE THAT |
| 61. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? |
I DO THAT ALL THE TIME. |
| 62. Do you like to Kiss? |
HELL NO! |
| 63. Are you a good Kisser? |
THE BEST |
| 64. What is your favorite color? |
GREEN AND PURPLE |
| 65. Are you tired of this survey? |
NO |
| 66. Who was your last dream of? |
THIS ITALIAN GUY THAT WAS AT MY JOB. |
| 67. Who are some of your favorite performers? |
THERE ARE SO MANY |
| 68. Are you Happy right now with your life? |
NOPE NOPE NOPE |
| 69. What is your favorite position? |
ARE WE STILL ON THAT |
| 70. Are you tired of doing this survey? |
NOPE AGAIN FOR THE THIRD TIME |