| 1. What's your most favorite bumper sticker you've ever seen? |
My other ride is your mom |
| 2. Do you sing in the shower? |
nope |
| 3. Are you guilty of showing to much PDA? |
never been charged with it actually |
| 4. What's the best smell in the world? |
it used to be the smell right after a rain storm in spring, but I'm pretty much over that now |
| 5. Which of your current friends have you known the longest? |
jon |
| 6. Do you say Ca-RI-bbean or Carib-BE-an? |
the first one |
| 7. Do you drip-dry after a shower/bath? |
nope |
| 8. For toilet paper: Do you wad or fold it before use? |
like I'm going to tell you this |
| 9. What's the best animal to sing about in Old McDonald? |
lemur |
| 10. If you could paint your room any way you want it, what would it look like? |
like the inside of a cave |
| 11. Have you ever flipped off your mother or father? |
yep |
| 12. Which of your closest friends would be easiest to date? |
ummm, the female ones |
| 13. Which of your closest friends would be hardest to date? |
that would be the male ones |
| 14. Do you have a favorite pair of underwear? |
nope |
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| 15. If so, what do they look like? |
see above ^ |
| 16. Do you always use your turn signal? |
most of the time |
| 17. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? |
yep |
| 18. Have you ever dated someone that your closest friend didn't approve of? |
yep |
| 19. Can you do a cartwheel? |
haven't tried it in years but I'm guessing I still can |
| 20. What time is it? |
lunch! |
| 21. Do you ever check surveys for correct spelling and grammar? |
what's the point |
| 22. Did it bother you I ended a question with a preposition? |
that's something I won't put up with |
| 23. Do you know what a preposition is? |
see the sarcasm above |
| 24. Type of internet connection? |
one that connects me to the internet, duh |
| 25. Did you ever play in boxes as a kid? |
sure |
| 26. Do you know anyone who doesn't like chocolate? |
yes I do |
| 27. For the girls: What's the longest time you've gone without shaving your legs? |
na |
| 28. For the guys: Have you ever shaved your legs? |
nope, just parts of them for surgeries, and tattoos |
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| 29. Have you ever said something because you thought it was funny, but right after you say it you wish you hadn't? |
yep |
| 30. What does subpoena mean? |
it means underneath the poena, what do you think it means |
| 31. Did you think about going to dictionary.com to look it up? |
no, I remembered what it meant from that time I was served one! |
| 32. When was your last date? |
about a week ago, if going out with my wife counts |
| 33. How many MySpace friends do you have? |
I think I have 20 |
| 34. Have you ever peed in the shower? |
of course |
| 35. Can you count to 20 in Spanish? |
nope, just ten |
| 36. Anything really odd turn you on? |
like I'd tell you |
| 37. How do you hold the steering wheel when you're driving? |
with my hands |
| 38. How would you describe your high school experience in exactly 5 words? |
I drank too much beer |
| 39. Is Alex Trebek the smartest man alive? |
Ben Stein would wipe the floor up with Trebek |
| 40. What celebrity do you look most like? |
people have told me that I looked a little like a pro wrestler named Rick Steiner, and yes, nobody has to tell me he was nicknamed the dog faced gremlin, GRRRRR |
| 41. How often do you change your MySpace song? |
rarely |
| 42. How many pairs of shoes do you own? |
about 8, actually only one pair are "shoes" the rest are boots and sandals |
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| 43. Are your earlobes attached or unattached? |
unattached, yeah, I carry them in my pocket, ok, I really know what it means, give me a break |
| 44. Did you just touch an ear to check? |
nope |
| 45. Which is grosser: finger hair or toe hair? |
toe hair I guess |
| 46. What time is it now? |
time to go back to work |
| 47. How much ice do you put in your drinks? |
about 2/3 of the glass |
| 48. How often do you floss? |
whenever I need to |
| 49. Does lip gloss really "pop?" |
what?? |
| 50. Do you watch the Super Bowl just for the commercials? |
pretty much |
| 51. Do you know anyone who is Canadian? |
yep |
| 52. Do you have a farmer's tan? |
no, actually I have my own, farmers need tans too you know |
| 53. Do you like licking the sticky part of the envelope? |
hell no, do you know how nasty that is??! |
| 54. Which foot hits the floor first when you get out of bed? |
mine, rotflmao!!! |
| 55. Who was the US's only bachelor President? |
Bill Clinton....oops, no, sorry, he only thought he was |
| 56. What's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? |
it certainly wasn't Joe Versus the Volcano |