| 1. What's your most favorite bumper sticker you've ever seen? |
it said "whataverga" |
| 2. Do you sing in the shower? |
absolutly |
| 3. Are you guilty of showing to much PDA? |
**** in A! |
| 4. What's the best smell in the world? |
rain forest sweat |
| 5. Which of your current friends have you known the longest? |
matt....better part of a decade |
| 6. Do you say Ca-RI-bbean or Carib-BE-an? |
ca-ri-bbean |
| 7. Do you drip-dry after a shower/bath? |
nope |
| 8. For toilet paper: Do you wad or fold it before use? |
im a folder |
| 9. What's the best animal to sing about in Old McDonald? |
duck |
| 10. If you could paint your room any way you want it, what would it look like? |
lime green, sorry ben |
| 11. Have you ever flipped off your mother or father? |
yep. both |
| 12. Which of your closest friends would be easiest to date? |
matt |
| 13. Which of your closest friends would be hardest to date? |
matt |
| 14. Do you have a favorite pair of underwear? |
baby blue and ribbed boxer briefs |
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| 15. If so, what do they look like? |
look up |
| 16. Do you always use your turn signal? |
nope |
| 17. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? |
yep |
| 18. Have you ever dated someone that your closest friend didn't approve of? |
thats pretty **** in funny |
| 19. Can you do a cartwheel? |
i can do a chubby guy cartwheel, honestly its halarious |
| 20. What time is it? |
345am |
| 21. Do you ever check surveys for correct spelling and grammar? |
nope, she will do that for me |
| 22. Did it bother you I ended a question with a preposition? |
god you are gay |
| 23. Do you know what a preposition is? |
GAY! |
| 24. Type of internet connection? |
**** in quick as **** |
| 25. Did you ever play in boxes as a kid? |
nope |
| 26. Do you know anyone who doesn't like chocolate? |
yep, but only cuz they will die if they eat it |
| 27. For the girls: What's the longest time you've gone without shaving your legs? |
15 years |
| 28. For the guys: Have you ever shaved your legs? |
yep when i was 15 |
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| 29. Have you ever said something because you thought it was funny, but right after you say it you wish you hadn't? |
hell no...have you met me, everything i say is funny |
| 30. What does subpoena mean? |
notice of summons |
| 31. Did you think about going to dictionary.com to look it up? |
nope brother is a lawyer, if im wrong he will correct me |
| 32. When was your last date? |
i dropped her off at the airport, was that a date? |
| 33. How many MySpace friends do you have? |
96 |
| 34. Have you ever peed in the shower? |
almost every time |
| 35. Can you count to 20 in Spanish? |
nope |
| 36. Anything really odd turn you on? |
hahaha love you eden (COCKS 38) |
| 37. How do you hold the steering wheel when you're driving? |
two fingers on the top (thats what she said) |
| 38. How would you describe your high school experience in exactly 5 words? |
god damn bad **** time |
| 39. Is Alex Trebek the smartest man alive? |
nope |
| 40. What celebrity do you look most like? |
**** in kevin james |
| 41. How often do you change your MySpace song? |
all the time |
| 42. How many pairs of shoes do you own? |
6 |
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| 43. Are your earlobes attached or unattached? |
im ganna unattached |
| 44. Did you just touch an ear to check? |
nope |
| 45. Which is grosser: finger hair or toe hair? |
finger |
| 46. What time is it now? |
350am |
| 47. How much ice do you put in your drinks? |
hardley any |
| 48. How often do you floss? |
never |
| 49. Does lip gloss really "pop?" |
on me it does HEYYYYYY!!!!!!! (snaps fingers) |
| 50. Do you watch the Super Bowl just for the commercials? |
yep |
| 51. Do you know anyone who is Canadian? |
nope.....im not a terrorist |
| 52. Do you have a farmer's tan? |
i dont have a tan period. |
| 53. Do you like licking the sticky part of the envelope? |
nope |
| 54. Which foot hits the floor first when you get out of bed? |
left foot first |
| 55. Who was the US's only bachelor President? |
no clue |
| 56. What's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? |
cast away |
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