| 1. What's your most favorite bumper sticker you've ever seen? |
"I'm voting for Monica Lewinsky's boyfriend's wife" |
| 2. Do you sing in the shower? |
nah |
| 3. Are you guilty of showing to much PDA? |
can't help it...he's irresistable |
| 4. What's the best smell in the world? |
see prior question |
| 5. Which of your current friends have you known the longest? |
if family doesn't count, I've known Kathy since kindergarten and Crystal since 3rd grade |
| 6. Do you say Ca-RI-bbean or Carib-BE-an? |
the former |
| 7. Do you drip-dry after a shower/bath? |
nah, I've got so much hair, I'd be drip-drying eternally |
| 8. For toilet paper: Do you wad or fold it before use? |
seriously, who wants to know something like that? |
| 9. What's the best animal to sing about in Old McDonald? |
the pig...V has love pig noises since she was a baby |
| 10. If you could paint your room any way you want it, what would it look like? |
the way it is now...green and blue...my family painted it for me while I was pregnant...they rock! |
| 11. Have you ever flipped off your mother or father? |
never ever |
| 12. Which of your closest friends would be easiest to date? |
Julian |
| 13. Which of your closest friends would be hardest to date? |
Grace...that whole incestuous lesbian thing would be hard to work out |
| 14. Do you have a favorite pair of underwear? |
nope |
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| 15. If so, what do they look like? |
they'd be sexy yet comfy |
| 16. Do you always use your turn signal? |
usually |
| 17. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? |
never |
| 18. Have you ever dated someone that your closest friend didn't approve of? |
oh yes...and Megan was right all along |
| 19. Can you do a cartwheel? |
nope |
| 20. What time is it? |
12:11 |
| 21. Do you ever check surveys for correct spelling and grammar? |
always |
| 22. Did it bother you I ended a question with a preposition? |
nah, that rule is beginning to fade in this modern age |
| 23. Do you know what a preposition is? |
about, above, across, among...they made us memorize all of them when I was a kid |
| 24. Type of internet connection? |
cable |
| 25. Did you ever play in boxes as a kid? |
always...we made them into cars and houses |
| 26. Do you know anyone who doesn't like chocolate? |
sadly, yes |
| 27. For the girls: What's the longest time you've gone without shaving your legs? |
not very long...I can't stand that |
| 28. For the guys: Have you ever shaved your legs? |
No Answer |
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| 29. Have you ever said something because you thought it was funny, but right after you say it you wish you hadn't? |
of course |
| 30. What does subpoena mean? |
it's a paper signed by the Prothonotary that an attorney can purchase which compels the person listed on it to attend and testify at a specific location and time and/or compel them to produce documents and/or things prior to or on a specific date and at a specific location to be used in the course of litigation |
| 31. Did you think about going to dictionary.com to look it up? |
nah, I prepare and serve subpoenas all the time |
| 32. When was your last date? |
Wednesday night |
| 33. How many MySpace friends do you have? |
171 |
| 34. Have you ever peed in the shower? |
who thinks of these questions? |
| 35. Can you count to 20 in Spanish? |
si (con accento) |
| 36. Anything really odd turn you on? |
that's for me to know ;) |
| 37. How do you hold the steering wheel when you're driving? |
I switch it up...whatever feels comfortable |
| 38. How would you describe your high school experience in exactly 5 words? |
diverse churchschool basement experience |
| 39. Is Alex Trebek the smartest man alive? |
nah, but I dig his show |
| 40. What celebrity do you look most like? |
used to be Winona Ryder |
| 41. How often do you change your MySpace song? |
rarely...I should change it soon |
| 42. How many pairs of shoes do you own? |
many |
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| 43. Are your earlobes attached or unattached? |
unattached |
| 44. Did you just touch an ear to check? |
nah, I have huge earlobes |
| 45. Which is grosser: finger hair or toe hair? |
it's just hair, c'mon |
| 46. What time is it now? |
12:18 |
| 47. How much ice do you put in your drinks? |
not much...filling a glass to the top with ice may save a company miniscule amounts of fountain soda but it also makes a server's job ten times more difficult, especially when your guest is thirsty and you're not allowed to give out pitchers...it's fountain soda man! or ice tea! We dump the ice tea at the end of the night...chill out corporate |
| 48. How often do you floss? |
daily |
| 49. Does lip gloss really "pop?" |
dunno |
| 50. Do you watch the Super Bowl just for the commercials? |
nah, I'm not into commercials...I don't need the machine to dictate my wants and needs |
| 51. Do you know anyone who is Canadian? |
I know people who have married Canadians and now live in Canada...does that count? |
| 52. Do you have a farmer's tan? |
nah, I'm pale for life |
| 53. Do you like licking the sticky part of the envelope? |
no...I convinced my boss to get self adhesive envelopes just to avoid all that licking...I don't want a glue-covered tongue! |
| 54. Which foot hits the floor first when you get out of bed? |
right |
| 55. Who was the US's only bachelor President? |
James Buchanan...Lincoln's predecessor who did nothing about the confederate sesention...he was also the only president from PA |
| 56. What's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? |
I've really only seen Forrest Gump, which was cool I guess |
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