| 1. One of these days I am going to.... |
suck it up and deal wiht life |
| 2. If I found myself suddenly naked at work I would.... |
wonder where my clothes were |
| 3. If I could beat the tar out of someone it would be.... |
....hmm. idk |
| 4. My second use for a potato would be.... |
besides eating, a canonball |
| 5. What do you do with an unmated sock? |
keep it until i lose another sock, then i have another pair |
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| 6. Toilet paper over or under? |
......under? |
| 7. If you were on a first date with someone and they farted really loud in the car, what would you say? |
i would laugh and know that that relationship would be fine :] |
| 8. If you had to take lessons for one type of dance that would be performed in front of a large audience, what would it be? |
swing...fo sho |
| 9. Describe yourself as if you were a type of food: |
hmmm, i'm soup...idk |
| 10. If your pet could talk, what would it say to you? |
haha, i can only imagine |
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| 11. What is the strangest or funniest thing you have ever done in public? |
not sure |
| 12. What is the funniest thing you have ever worn in public? |
same as above |
| 13. What was your worst date ever and why? |
never actually been on a date |
| 14. Use the 1st 2 letters of your first name and the last 3 letters of your last name to create your new name: |
Marso haha |
| 15. What is a funny name you use for the word poop? |
isn't anything about poop funny...?` |
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| 16. What would you do if you were in the woods and saw a bear wearing Nike Air Jordans? |
i would laugh my **** off |
| 17. What is the funniest call-in excuse you can think of to use for work? |
many many many i can think of |
| 18. What other use besides baseball could a baseball mitt be used for? |
a hat, duh |
| 19. If someone offered you $80,000 to marry them for a year, would you? |
no, that's not even that much.... |
| 20. My favorite TV commercial quote is.... |
......can't think of any right now |
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