| 1. I am... |
SO COMPLETELY UNDESCRIBABLE....YOU CAN'T LABLE ME :) |
| 2. My home is... |
GOING TO BE OWNED BY THE BANK! |
| 3. If I had a million dollars, I would... |
BUY YOU AN EMU |
| 4. My best friend... |
MOVED TO CALIFORNIA |
| 5. My parents taught me... |
THAT MONEY MATTERS |
| 6. Every day... |
I LOVE JASMINE A LITTLE BIT MORE |
| 7. My life... |
IS............. |
| 8. If I found out my ex was gay... |
I WOULD LAUGH MY **** OFF |
| 9. Boys are... |
FUN TO PLAY WITH |
| 10. Girls are... |
WAY MORE VINDICTIVE THAN BOYS |
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| 11. I hate people who... |
LOVE TO WORK OUT |
| 12. Last November... |
I TURNED 30 (AND GOT DIVORCED) |
| 13. Hickory Dickory Dock... |
ALL I CAN THINK IS THE DIRTY POEM WITH **** |
| 14. The best invention ever... |
DVR |
| 15. I love it when... |
THE SCALE SHOWS ME A PRETTY NUMBER |
| 16. Sometimes I... |
WEIGH MYSELF A MILLION TIMES A DAY |
| 17. I work... |
AT PAYCHEX (BEST HIGH SCHOOL EVER) |
| 18. GO... |
COLLECT $200 |
| 19. The funniest thing that has ever happened to me was... |
NO WAY EVER TO PICK JUST ONE...... |
| 20. God... |
IS...... |
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| 21. Jesus... |
HMMMM..... |
| 22. Buddha... |
BELLY |
| 23. My last relationship... |
**** TARDED...BUT HIS TRUCK WAS KINDA COOL |
| 24. The best movie ever is... |
THE LITTLE MERMAID |
| 25. One weird fact about me is... |
I LIKE TO DRINK FROM SIPPY CUPS |
| 26. Stuffed animals are... |
COMFORTING |
| 27. I wish... |
I HAD MORE $$ I COULD EVER SPEND |
| 28. My dream last night... |
CAN'T REMEMBER |
| 29. My first thought waking up... |
AM I SICK? CAN'T REALLY BREATHE OUT OF MY NOSES |
| 30. My favorite kitchen utensil... |
MICROWAVE (THAT'S TOTALLY A UTENSIL!) |
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| 31. Today I ate... |
STRAWBERRIES |
| 32. Sometimes I swear... |
SOMETIMES???? |
| 33. Politics... |
DON'T MAKE A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE TO ME |
| 34. My body... |
COULD USE A LOT OF WORK |
| 35. I dream one day I will... |
BE COMPLETELY RESPONSIBLE FOR MYSELF |
| 36. Tomorrow... |
I GET TO SEE STEVE!!!! |
| 37. Love makes... |
PEOPLE DO SOME CRAZY **** **** |
| 38. Sharpies... |
ARE FREAKING FABTASTIC |
| 39. As a child, I... |
MAY HAVE BEEN SLIGHTLY SPOILED |
| 40. The world could do with less... |
STUPID DRIVERS |