| 1. If you were going to a costume party tonight, what would you be? |
Hmmmm, I think I'd Like To Be Kanye West.... Or Jesus |
| 2. What is one quality that you really appreciate in a person? |
Common Sense Not To Set Me Afire |
| 3. What would you rather have, a nanny, a housekeeper, a cook, or a chauffeur? |
Chauffeur, To Drive My Licensed **** Around |
| 4. You are offered an envelope that you know contains $50. You are then told that you may either keep it or exchange it for another envelope that may contain $500 or may be empty. Do you keep the first envelope, or do you take your chances with the second? |
Take My Chances, That 50 would have been wasted anyway |
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| 5. If you had to have the same topping on your vanilla ice cream for the rest of your life, what topping would you choose? |
I Don't Eat Ice Cream |
| 6. Rock, paper, or scissors? |
NUCLEAR BOMB..... i win |
| 7. Whats your wallpaper on your cellphone? |
The Cookie My Mom Made Of Me |
| 8. If you could only use one form of transportation for the rest of your life, what would it be? |
Hump......Camal Hump |
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| 9. Last movie you watched? |
Grrrrr.... Super Troopers |
| 10. Whats the first word that comes to mind right now? |
Awh poo, It was two, The Game |
| 11. Whats one thing you would change about yourself? |
Lose about 15 lbs, or 20 |
| 12. What color are your sheets? |
Green & Pink |
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| 13. Whats is your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? |
Red |
| 14. What if nobody buys a ticket to a movie, do they still show it? |
I Think They Have To |
| 15. If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do? |
Steal **** |
| 16. What size ring do you wear? |
6 |
| 17. What was your elementary school's mascot? |
Jaguar |
| 18. What's your favorite Starbucks drink? |
Plain Coffee With Sugar Free Carmal Syrup And A Assload Of Splenda |