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1. Explain what you think about abortion. It's wrong.
2. Have you ever been on TV? Yep, in a commercial when i was like, 7?
3. New York or California? California, obviously.
4. Have you ever been abducted by aliens? Depends on who you ask lol.
5. Have you ever been on the radio? Uhhh maybe I don't think so.
6. Do you stop to smell the roses? Nope.
7. Your best friend: Dunes.
8. Have you ever had a crush on more than one person at the same time? Yeah long ago in a galaxy far far away.
9. Have you gone on a date? Yep.
10. Have you ever left the house naked? Haha yeah only in my backyard tho, there were clothes drying on the line, needed them.
11. Would you live in a different country? Yep, maybe Ireland, definitely Jamaica, maaan.
12. Have you ever been in a movie? Could've, my real dad was.
13. Do you hate someone? It's a strong word and means a lot to say, so no. Some people I certainly dislike.
14. Have you ever broken a bone? My finger lol, in a football game. Stupid Sutter Fullback...
15. Last text? T Rizzle, about how Josh Hamilton choked on a fatty syringe in the finals of the Home Run Derby.
16. You're having a bad day. Who do you want to talk to? My mom most likely. Lately I like to keep my feelings locked up, usually don't tell anyone how I feel about stuff.
17. Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? It sounds appealing, but I'm a clinger lol, and I like hanging out with friends so not right now.
18. Have you ever thrown up on a dentist? I should. **** in bastards.
19. Who annoys you? Dentists. Cocky people, as well.
20. What is your most missed memory? I have a good memory, so I don't forget memories.
21. Do you want to have kids? Yeah, preferably a boy, I ain't gonna lie I would not be good with a daughter lol. jk.
22. Do you like thunderstorms? Yeah, means I don't have to work.
23. Last kiss? Long ago.
24. Have you ever peed your pants after age 8? Maybe, who knows. Definitely not anything past age 13 or so.
25. Do you get enough exercise? Nope, I've gained 35 pounds in 5 months, ha.
26. Do you get motion sickness? Nope, not that I can recall.
27. Have you ever cried in public? Yeah, on my first day of preschool, and kindergarten, and 1st grade. So I didn't like school, but I'm gonna be a teacher. God, those kids lives are gonna suck when I'm there haha.
28. Is it Pet's Mart or Pet Smart? Who f'n cares.
29. Have you ever fallen in love with a neighbor? Hmm, neighbor to the right is 80 years old, neighbor to the left is heavier than me. Nope.
30. Do you hold grudges? Hell yeah it's probably the thing that I do most. I never forget, and it's probably a bad thing, but it's not gonna change cuz that's how I am.
31. What is your favorite number? 3
32. How often do you visit your myspace/xanga/etc profile? About once a day. I used to visit nonstop but it's way old I have better stuff to do.
33. Tofu or bacon? Bacon.
34. Coke or Pepsi? Either.
35. Have you ever done yoga? Lol nope.
36. Would you be my friend? Uhh depends. Since you asked, probably not.
37. Do you pray? Only during sporting events. You know, my team needs a touchdown, "Please God..." I probably do it most during Duke basketball games.
38. Have you ever been in love? No, I thought I was, but I still got a lot to learn.
39. What is your favorite musical instrument? I dunno I don't play instruments.
40. Ocean or pool? Both are pretty cool.
41. Watching or playing sports? Playing, but watching is just as awesome.
42. Have you ever been on a roller coaster? Yeah, **** that **** never again.
43. Do you like seafood? I guess lobster is good.
44. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? Haha yeah, but the guy wasn't serious. I'm homophobic, not gonna lie, I'd freak out if someone really did.
45. Who do you want to meet? No one in particular.
46. Would you run from the police? No, I'm smart I'd find a good hiding place. You can't outrun them in the end though, even if you get away you spend your whole life looking over your shoulder.
47. Have you ever walked more than a mile? Yup, everyday at Chico State, especially cuz I gotta park 8 friggin' blocks away. So gay.
48. One goal you'd like to achieve this year: Not fail a class, so far I'm doin well.
49. Have you ever tried to bite a dentist? I should, **** in bastards.
50. Do you like the taste of blood? Why even ask that? No.
51. Who is your enemy? Any North Carolina Basketball fan. Yeah that's right Ryan, go to hell. jk bro.
52. What is your favorite hair style? Well, I've done everything. Perm, straight & long, crew cut, bowl cut, and now I just got it flat out shaved, which I am liking a lot.
53. Do you know any foreign languages? Spanish and Italian.
54. Name 4 things you always have with you: Cell phone, gum, wallet, and car keys.
55. French or Italian? Italian mo' **** a.
56. McDonalds or Burger King? Burger King.
57. Do you drink alcohol? Nope, I don't believe in it.
58. Do you sleep naked? I wear boxers.
59. Have you ever been to a concert? Yeah.
60. Have you ever kissed someone? Yeah.
61. How tall are you? 5'11".
62. Would you eat sushi? If you gave me money.
63. What are you listening to right now? Salt Shaker by Ying Yang Twins hahaha.. Call that **** bojangles.
64. Mints or chewing gum? Gum.
65. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? When I'm working I pull about 3 in a row irrigating for my g-pa, and it is NOT fun.
66. What's your favorite book? Baseball's Greatest Quotations, a.k.a. The Bible
67. Do you brush and floss? Brush, and try to floss. I even have an alarm on my phone that reminds me to floss. Seriously I'm trying but damn I hate dentists, always reminding me of how imperfect I am.
68. Do you smile a lot? Nope. I don't feel I need to smile to show I'm happy. People should know.
69. Do you want to get married? Yeah for sure.
70. Would you be president if you could? Nope.
71. Do you like sports? Obvious answer.
72. Lace or satin? Huh?
73. Yoga or pilates? Neither.
74. Do you like tongue twisters? Sure.
75. Would you go skinny dipping? Yeah.
76. Group or single dates? Single.
77. Have you ever had your heart broken? Kinda, I was more or less a wuss, shouldn't have let a girl get to me. Live and learn.
78. Last time you cried? 2, 3 years?
79. Would you dress as the opposite sex? Depends on the amount of money you pay.
80. Favorite food? Messican.
81. Is there happiness in slavery? No, I've done some hard **** jobs, jobs that make you feel like a slave, and trust me, there is no happiness.
82. Would you flip off the pope? Ha, that's funny. No, I'd probably be struck dead. If not, all the Catholics would stone me.
83. Do you know how to drive a car? Nope, never. Welcome to the 21st century, random myspace survey, welcom.
84. Do you believe in free will? I don't know what you're talking about, please describe these proclaimed "free wills".
85. Name one person you love, and why: My mom, because she is always there, as all mom's should be.
86. Do you memorize random facts? Yeah, I'm really good about that. I have Sports and History Museums in my head, no joke.
87. Have you ever missed a meal because you were busy on myspace? No, lol, I eat as much as I can. Eating is priority Numero Uno.
88. Do you think you're attractive? Yeah, but it's others opinions that are the ones that count.
89. Do you believe in the external world? I don't like to think about it. It's irrelevant in my lifetime.
90. Have you ever trusted in Jesus Christ as your savior? For sure, you gotta. You gotta believe in something, otherwise you'll go crazy. Everyone is afraid on death, and religion is their only solace. I'm not saying God isn't real tho, bc he is.
91. Where do you live? Con Mis Padres. You like how I tried to make that sound cool? Yeah, righteous bro.
92. Do you believe in spontaneous combustion? please describe these proclaimed "spontaneous combustions". If you mean people just randomly blowing up, then that would be siccck.
93. What is your screen name? ibleeddukeblue@hotmail.com
94. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? Depends, probably not. I don't like getting into the middle of stuff, despite what you say, Bradley Beecham.
95. Last time you saw your mom? Like and hour ago.
96. Have you ever been on a cruise? Nope.
97. What is your hair color? Blonde.
98. Would you give me $5? Yeah.
99. Who have you met online? No one really.
100. Do you have a girlfriend? Nope.
101. Have you ever made out with just a friend? Nope.
102. Soup or salad? Soup. More fattening.
103. Rock or rap? Both are okay with me.
104. If you could change one thing about yourself, it would be: I would wanna be faster I guess, but I like me.
105. Drums or guitar? Guitar probably.
106. Would you lie to your best friend? Nope. They're my friend for a reason. If they can't handle the truth, they ain't my friend.
107. Do you get along with your parents? Yep.
108. Have you ever prayed to Bhudda? Haha, no. And I believe it's Buddha.
109. Would you go to college if you had a chance? You gotta these days, otherwise you gotta work 10 years to accomplish a salary that a Bachelor's degree can get in 4.
110. Would you go skydiving? Me and Travis were talking about this, and we came to the conclusion that only the right girl could possess a guy to do something as dumb as that. So probably nit unless..
111. Do you hate yourself? Nope.
112. Where were you born? Chico, CA. City by the Bay.
113. Who DID let the dogs out? I did cuz I do what I want.
114. Sprite or 7Up? Sierra Mist, that **** is so good.
115. Who do you have a crush on now? No one sadly. One day lol.
116. Have you ever skipped school? Yeah probably half of all my classes this past year, I'm good like that.
117. When do you go to bed? Late. I can't sleep lately.
118. Have you ever danced in public? Yeah, at school dances.
119. Do you drink soda? Yeah at work.
120. What is your favorite female name? Tough one. Emily? I have no clue. Like I said, I won't be good with a daughter, at least at first, I would eventually.
121. What is your favorite IM acronym (lol, omg, ttyl, etc)? Lol. I don't use the others.
122. Have you ever been asked for an autograph? Yeah, and rightfully so, I am soo epic.
123. Pink or blue? Blue.
124. Weekdays or weekends? Weekends that's the dumbest question ever I will slap anyone who says weekdays.
125. What are you wearing right now? Boxers.
126. What's your family like? We're cool.
127. What's your favorite color? Blue.
128. Have you ever bought a car? Yup, and I everyday I regret it a little more.
129. Do you wear cologne? Yeah.
130. Have you ever been to college? Yep, Chico State, and yes, it really is a party school. I'm the only one who doesnt' drink.
131. When do you get up? 11:41 am.
132. Have you ever told someone that you loved them? Yeah, la mia mama. Ohhh You like that Italian dontcha.
133. Bagels or chicken? Chicken.
134. Have you ever asked someone out? Yeah.
135. Have you ever been on a boat? Yeah.
136. What's your favorite song? Too many I can't even fathom to answer that.
137. Kleenex or Puffs? WOOOOOWWWWWW. If I had an answer, I'd be a worthless person.
138. Do you like taking surveys? No, but it's been awhile, I gotta keep my groupies happy.
139. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? Yeah.
140. Do you like your neighbors? Why or why not? I never talk to them, but sure man Love Thy Neighbor and such.
141. What is the last thing you said to someone? "Or standing up".
142. Do you like celebrities? Not really, their money does not make them better than anyone else.
143. What is your favorite name? I dunno, if I were to have a boy I would name him Todd probably.
144. Emotional or physical pain? Physical. No pain no gain.
145. Do you wear deoderant? Yes lol.
146. Do you believe that animals have souls? Yeah, because if they don't then neither do we.
147. When you wake up, what is the first thing you think? Not again.
148. Do you believe in yourself? Always. I have never failed myself. Knock on wood. I dunno what'd happen if I did.
149. Disney or Warner Brothers? Warner Bros.
150. Do you wear makeup? Nope.
151. Do you have a boyfriend? Ohhh it's one of those types of surveys. I ain't turning back now.
152. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Yup.
153. Do you cry a lot? Nope.
154. Have you ever had a crush on the same sex? Wtf. No.
155. Magazines or books? Magazines.
156. Where did you go to school? Bruce Cole High School
157. What's your favorite car? 1970 Camaro SS
158. Are you afraid of the dark? Nope.
159. Cell phone, land line, or talking with a mic on the computer? Cell phone.
160. Day or night? Night.
161. Would you try to take over the world? No.
162. Are you a neat freak? A little bit by not overly obsessive about it.
163. Have you ever performed on stage? Yeah Kirkwood School has annual plays, so I have a buncha times.
164. What's the best concert you've seen? I dunno I was too young to remember.
165. Do you still use film for cameras? Nope.
166. Have you ever snuck anyone into your house? I don't think so.
167. What were you doing at midnight last night? Going to bed.
168. Have you ever gone a week without showering? No, definitely not.
169. Yahoo or Google? Google.
170. Do you have a blog? Only this one.
171. Last time you were really really mad? Longggg ago, I do not get mad easily.
172. Do you like holidays? Yeah I guess, why would you not?
173. Do you eat meat? My main source of food.
174. Apple or Microsoft? Apple is better but expensive, so Microsoft.
175. Would you kill someone? Nope.
176. Do you want to go to college? I am in college, go figure.
177. Do you like yourself? Yep.
178. Have you ever gone to a mall? This is goin downhill fast.
179. What is your biggest fear? Death.
180. Have you ever been on a motorcycle? Yeah a dirtbike.
181. Do you like to learn? Yeah, but only in History. The rest is garbage.
182. Do you wear glasses? No, I'm fortunate.
183. Have you ever moshed? Yes.
184. You are about to die. What do you do with your worldly possesions? First come first serve.
185. Have you ever searched for your own name on Google? Yeah haha, no results.
186. Cappuccino or coffee? Neither, f'n disgusting.
187. Have you ever cut off a limb? Limb, like a body part? Or like a tree? A tree yeah I have.
188. Would you have plastic surgery? No, unless I had like a tragic accident where my face melted.
189. What is the longest you have gone without sleeping? 36 hours last week.
190. Have you ever been beat up? Not really.
191. Long or short hair? Short.
192. Who is your newest friend? I would say Carl from Italian class, he's a pretty cool guy even if he's a frat guy.
193. If you could punch one person, who would it be? The devil himself.
194. Have you ever been on a snowmobile? Yeah Zach took me that was so fun.
195. Have you ever been surfing? No, I'd fall, I'm horrible like that.
196. Last time you saw your dad? August 3rd, 2002.
197. Last phone call? Papa Duno.
198. Do you know how to drive stick? yeah it's kinda fun.
199. Do you think Snoop Dogg sucks? Nah he's just livin the dream.
200. Would you give money to a hobo? Yeah I am a sucker for that in downtown Chico, but hey I could do worse.