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1. Name: Karen
2. Age: 27
3. Male or Female? Female
4. What is your favorite time of day? Night time
5. Have you ever been in love? Yes
6. How long was your longest relationship? 7 1/2 years
7. Why did it end? He didn't love me the way that he used to
8. Single or Taken? Taken
9. Favorite Candy Bar? Snickers
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? Buffy The Vampire Slayer
11. What was the last thing you cooked? I made tuna fish last night - before that was my carbonara
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? Fried Chicken
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? Never
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? Pink
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? Earrings and engagement ring
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? Cookie Monster
17. What is your favorite meat? Man - hahahaha
18. Do you have a dirty mind? See above.
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? A tent, a liftime supply of matches and Todd
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? Yes...Toddie
21. Do you ever want to get married? Yes I do
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? Not on me no but I have a picture of myself on my desk
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? Far Away - by Nickelback
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? I don't know 4 maybe?
25. Can you do a split? No
26. What is your favorite sexual position? I like the guy on top
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? Yes and no - at an elementary school but it was closed for the day
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? The tweezers - they are cute
29. How many watches do you own? 2 or 3 that actually work
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? $11.00
31. Who was the last person you kissed? Todd
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? In the Oval Office - hey why not think big?
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? Cow
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? No
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? The UPS driver - Dale Jarrett
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? Ew...yeah :(
37. What is your favorite number? 987
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? $50.00
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? I used to play trumpet
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? Fork - it's the most versatile - you can turn it sideways and cut with it and you can eat just about anything with it
41. What's your favorite radio station? 96.5
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? Booth
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? Not personally but there is one at my office
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? My voice mail
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? I would if I had a need
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? No
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? No
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? Yup
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? I don't know I am pretty careful
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? Yes but I can't remember what color it is for whatever reason...I use it every day too
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? A koala bear
52. What is you current living situation? With my fiance renting an apartment
53. When was the last time you masturbated? Monday
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? Todd
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? Somewhere warmer - brrrrrr
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? No
57. Who do you think should be the next president? Not sure yet - I am interested to see how the candidates do and whattheir issues are
58. What do you do for a living? Insurance Professional
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? Escargot - it was really yummy
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? Mashed potatoes
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? Tough one - Kelly or Colleen I think
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? I would pee standing up and see how far away I could stand and still get it in the bowl - and then I would put the lid down. :)
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? I would be an inventor and invent something so amazing I would be rich forever
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? I don't take care of myself enough - I am always taking care of others
65. What is your dream vacation? Italy
66. What is your dream car? A Toyota SUV - bigger than a RAV4 - so either a Highlander or a 4Runner
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? Lane Bryant
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? I'll take the 30 years
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? I'll take the thimble as long as some one is doing the refilling
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? Me having sex hands down - at least I am the one getting some
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? Fly when I fart - I can hold that in!
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? Hot poor person - doesn't mean I am going to be poor - I'm a self made millionaire from something I invented!
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? Dress like Richard Simmons - I get road rage to easy
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? Never have sex - if we get literal doesn't mean there is no way to be sexually satisfied...just no sex
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? Hot face and ugly body - I like being cute