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1. Name: Michelle
2. Age: 30
3. Male or Female? Female
4. What is your favorite time of day? Bedtime
5. Have you ever been in love? yup
6. How long was your longest relationship? 10 years this Valentine's Day
7. Why did it end? hasn't ended yet!!
8. Single or Taken? taken
9. Favorite Candy Bar? skor
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? ER
11. What was the last thing you cooked? Porkchops
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? lasagna
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? no
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? green
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? all my earrings
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? oscar the grouch
17. What is your favorite meat? beef
18. Do you have a dirty mind? sometimes
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? cigarettes, hand lotion and chili
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? no
21. Do you ever want to get married? someday
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? no
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? preloaded into the phone
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? 4
25. Can you do a split? not anymore
26. What is your favorite sexual position? that's personal
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? yup, bathroom
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? tweezers
29. How many watches do you own? 15, but only 3 work
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? 20 bucks
31. Who was the last person you kissed? bubba (he is a bird, does that count??)
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? i have no idea
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? cow
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? once
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? Junior
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? yes, thanks for reminding me
37. What is your favorite number? 6
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? 100 bucks
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? flute
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? fork, serves many purposes
41. What's your favorite radio station? 95.7
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? table
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? no
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? i don't use speed dial
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? no
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? no
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? yes
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? all the time
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? last night. chocolate pie
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? yes. blue
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? i already have the one i want
52. What is you current living situation? i live with TK and his nephew
53. When was the last time you masturbated? it's been a while
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? my sister
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? maui
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? no
57. Who do you think should be the next president? someone other than Bush
58. What do you do for a living? Insurance Agent
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? alligator,, tasted like chicken
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? beef
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? i love my name
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? enjoy peeing standing up
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? a billionaire
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? make more money
65. What is your dream vacation? aruba
66. What is your dream car? the one i have now
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? walmart or target
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? 30 years
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? lite brite pegs
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? them finding me
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? fly and fart
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? ugly
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? that's a tough one. i love richard!!!
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? never have sex
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? can i go inbetween on this one?