| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
beat up by a leprauchaun, cause that would be funny as hell |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
drink lemon juice, i use the stuff to whiten my teeth |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
either one is fine with me |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
i would rather die |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
watermelon works for me man |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
i don't mind if ten people follow me |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
deaf |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
well i have been ran over by a truck so ill go with the 1800s |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
paris hilton |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
actor would be awesome |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
invisible would be nice but then again so would stopping time |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
live in the dryer |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
depends on which one is happier |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
thats a hard question but im gonna have to go with have no one, the other is just not right |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
envy |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
the nails will be fine, cause i can clip em |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
shoot ill take a purple cow.lol |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
neither they suck |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
oh my damn |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
grandmother for sure cause shes like the old lady that rocks |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
bike ride |
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