| 1. If you were going to a costume party tonight, what would you be? |
a broken condom |
| 2. What is one quality that you really appreciate in a person? |
yo mama |
| 3. What would you rather have, a nanny, a housekeeper, a cook, or a chauffeur? |
a dog dog nanny |
| 4. You are offered an envelope that you know contains $50. You are then told that you may either keep it or exchange it for another envelope that may contain $500 or may be empty. Do you keep the first envelope, or do you take your chances with the second? |
i'd take all three of them and run off laughing |
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| 5. If you had to have the same topping on your vanilla ice cream for the rest of your life, what topping would you choose? |
poop on food |
| 6. Rock, paper, or scissors? |
yo mama |
| 7. Whats your wallpaper on your cellphone? |
yo mama |
| 8. If you could only use one form of transportation for the rest of your life, what would it be? |
teleportation |
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| 9. Last movie you watched? |
WALTER GONE WILD |
| 10. Whats the first word that comes to mind right now? |
big round cylinder thing |
| 11. Whats one thing you would change about yourself? |
i'd have a tail |
| 12. What color are your sheets? |
green with pink flowers on it and some faces of potential rapists |
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| 13. Whats is your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? |
the ones with a flavor to it |
| 14. What if nobody buys a ticket to a movie, do they still show it? |
they probably do for they're own amusement |
| 15. If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do? |
id run around and scream YATZEE |
| 16. What size ring do you wear? |
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxmedium |
| 17. What was your elementary school's mascot? |
worm, poor guy in the costume... |
| 18. What's your favorite Starbucks drink? |
the one that doesnt taste like poopy |
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