| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
the leprauchaun considering it has small **** hands |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
lemon juice who the **** do you think i am |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
shot |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
get killed myself |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
watermelon |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
throw up |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
deaff. so i wouldnt have to listen to my mom |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
car **** the 1800s |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
paris hilton .im not trying to meet a gay fagget |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
actor |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
invisible |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
dryer |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
ill let you answer this 1 |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
no one |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
is the sloth a phone. or the animal sloth The animal sloth i pick |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
purple eyes |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
coww thats og |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
CALI |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
i wouldnt |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
twelve other people my grandma is a devil |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
bike ride even though i would die |
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