| The best thing about me is: |
Dedication to a Hemmingwayian pedagogy of life |
| This song describes my grandparents: |
Leo Kotke - Busted Bicycle |
| If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: |
I would not yell; I would save my breath for survival |
| My deepest secret is: |
I don't recieve a tax return, nossir, I do not. |
| Behind my back, my friends think I'm: |
a friend |
| Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include: |
truth |
| What I did did last night was: |
Skiing, drinking |
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| If I reached the top of Mount Everest, what I would scream: |
Clearly I would not scream; I would merely be thankful |
| The story of my life is: |
Jack London? |
| My best friend is like: |
Kerouac |
| To cheer myself up I: |
read, write |
| My alter-ego is: |
a Wolfman, Superman clash |
| My ultimate song for dancing is: |
any and all swing |
| My message to the world has always been: |
less screens, more scenes |
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| My parents are like the song: |
Iron Butterfly - I Am the God of Hell Fire |
| My family is described by the song: |
The Fixx - Less Cities, More Moving People |
| My last words will be: |
*yawn* |
| My birth was like: |
cool whip; am I supposed to know? |
| Highschool was like: |
butterscotch candy |
| What makes me happy is: |
anything badass, and centrally in controll |
| My favorite thing to do is: |
vent in a professional manner |
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| My day will be like: |
the opening of the Grand Olde Opery |
| My theme song: |
Sir Lord Baltimore - Kingdom Come |
| How will you die? |
just out of reach of any graphic art |
| My innermost desire is: |
sucess |
| This song will be playing when I meet the love of my life: |
probably Sexyback, or some stupid **** |
| At my wedding they'll play: |
Jazz and swing |
| Happiness is: |
crass at times, yet always finecy when attached to its conceptualization |
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