| 1. Are you a Health Freak? |
fuk no ,well somethimes |
| 2. Have you ever been to college? |
no,working on it i heard the girls are freaks |
| 3. Are you a member of the mile high club? |
working on it |
| 4. Do you like your neighbors? Why or Why not? |
no,their **** s . |
| 5. Would you kill someone? |
hell yea |
| 6. Do you have any piercings? |
yep |
| 7. Have you ever been arrested? |
hell yea |
| 8. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? |
sure |
| 9. How many times have you had an orgasm in one night? |
i dont know find out |
| 10. Have you ever stolen something? |
yep |
| 11. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? |
no god no for their sake |
| 12. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so what is your favorite? |
yea sean john |
| 13. Tan or Pale? |
tan |
| 14. Planes or Buses? |
cabs |
| 15. Diamonds or Gold? |
what the **** do you think |
| 16. Who did let the dogs out? |
snoop |
| 17. Orange Juice or Apple Juice? |
for the morning im gonna have to go with the orange juice with a slight hint of VODKA |
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| 18. Do you play an instrument? |
the bong |
| 19. Do you shower daily? |
hell yea who doesn't |
| 20. If you could go anywhere right now where would you go? |
amsterdam |
| 21. Have you ever made out with just a friend? |
yea |
| 22. Would you date someone younger than you? |
after the id gets checked and clears for 18 and over |
| 23. Would you date someone older than you? |
sure |
| 24. Could you live without sex? |
no |
| 25. snakes or rabbits? |
rabbits are fun to feed to snakes |
| 26. Have you ever search your own name on google? |
ummmmm yea yahoo look me up **** fred wojo |
| 27. What is your favorite type of movie? |
porn with a horror twist |
| 28. What is your favorite type of music? |
rap |
| 29. Do you own sex toys? |
rubbers |
| 30. Have you ever commited suicide? |
yep then died went to hell and got kicked out |
| 31. spit or swallow? |
i dont suck dick |
| 32. Ever starred in your own film? |
does the vid camera being hidden count |
| 33. Do you believe in aliens? |
yea -mehow and george bush |
| 34. How do you vent anger? |
pwne stuff |
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| 35. What is your favorite word? |
vagina/giggity giggity giggity |
| 36. Good or Evil? |
evil |
| 37. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? |
when your mom dosent call |
| 38. Logic or Art? |
logic |
| 39. Do animals have souls? |
shure |
| 40. Do you think you are attractive? |
yea and dont forget size matters |
| 41. Do you like Holidays? |
yep |
| 42. What are you wearing right now? |
a rub |
| 43. Have you ever done Porn? |
profesionally no amaturely yea |
| 44. Rough or Sensual? |
both |
| 45. Do you smoke? |
what? |
| 46. Do you believe in Love? |
??????? |
| 47. Do you hate anyone? |
everyone |
| 48. Last time you saw your mom? |
yesterday |
| 49. Cats or Dogs? |
dogs |
| 50. Do you like seafood? |
lobster and crab legs |
| 51. Have you ever met a celebrity? |
john goodman and a bunch of other people |
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| 52. Do you believe animals have souls? |
didnt i answer this allready |
| 53. Where did you last go on vacation? |
new jersey |
| 54. Lace or Satin? |
both |
| 55. Mints or chewing gum? |
mints |
| 56. Have you ever danced in Public? |
hell yea |
| 57. Do you believe in Hell? |
yep been there |
| 58. Last speeding ticket? |
driving on a suspended |
| 59. Do you like to drive fast? |
i like my cars like my girls FAST |
| 60. Would you concider it fun to have the cops chase you in a pursuit? |
yea |
| 61. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? |
there is factors |
| 62. Do you like to Kiss? |
yea |
| 63. Are you a good Kisser? |
find out |
| 64. What is your favorite color? |
black |
| 65. Are you tired of this survey? |
almost |
| 66. Who was your last dream of? |
your mom |
| 67. Who are some of your favorite performers? |
porn stars |
| 68. Are you Happy right now with your life? |
somedays |
| 69. What is your favorite position? |
doggy |
| 70. Are you tired of doing this survey? |
yea |
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