| 1. THE BASICS... Name? |
why do u need to kno |
| 2. Gender? |
who cares |
| 3. Sexuality? |
stalker questions |
| 4. Age? |
hmm i wonder if i have a stalker |
| 5. Height? |
wut it is |
| 6. Weight? |
none of ur business |
| 7. Eye color? |
do u really care |
| 8. Hair color? |
do ur parents abuse you |
| 9. Race? |
r u racist |
| 10. Piercings? |
how |
| 11. Where? |
when |
| 12. Tattoos? |
who |
| 13. YOUR CRUSH... How long have you known this person? |
you just now |
| 14. How did you meet this person? |
read this survey |
| 15. What made you like him/her? |
they asked me so many questions |
| 16. Does (s)he have any piercings? |
you tell me |
| 17. Does (s)he have any tattoos? |
once again you tell me |
| 18. Smoker or nonsmoker? |
hmmmmm |
| 19. Favorite thing about this person? |
they wont shut up |
| 20. Does (s)he know you like him/her? |
you tell me |
| 21. Does (s)he like you, too? |
once again u tell me |
| 22. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE... Color? |
whats yours |
| 23. Flower? |
wut kind of question is Flower? |
| 24. Type of pants? |
theres like lillies daisyes some other kinds |
| 25. Type of shoes? |
i think theres like converse and nike and some other kind cant remember |
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| 26. Tv show? |
um like family guy and the simpsons and er and my name is earl and spongebob and dora the explorer to many to list why are u sayin random things like flower types of plants and type of shoes are you using me todo your homework |
| 27. Song? |
omg i said quit saying random things |
| 28. Movie? |
no comment bout to slap you in the face if you say one more random word |
| 29. Food? |
i told you to quit |
| 30. Game? |
shut up already |
| 31. Candy? |
seriously gettin mad now |
| 32. Book? |
shuuuuuuuuuuuut UP!!!!!!!!! |
| 33. Place to go? |
ONE MORE RANDOM WORD AND I WILL THROW MY SHOE AT YOUR FACE |
| 34. Website? |
finally i tot you a lesson guess you didnt want a shoe in your face |
| 35. THIS OR THAT... Burger King or McDonald's? |
that who wants this |
| 36. Subway or Firehouse Subs? |
burgerway hows that sound to you |
| 37. KFC or Popeye's? |
neither |
| 38. Pizza Hut or Domino's? |
i could live in a hut made out of pizza and store my dominos in it genious |
| 39. Chocolate or vanilla? |
both |
| 40. PINK TEAM OR BLUE TEAM? |
whos on the teams |
| 41. White or black? |
im not racist |
| 42. Dark or light? |
not racist |
| 43. Right or left? |
both |
| 44. Wet or dry? |
neither |
| 45. Cold or hot? |
warm |
| 46. Sunny or rainy? |
cloudy |
| 47. On or off? |
in the middle |
| 48. Top or bottom? |
in between |
| 49. Up or down? |
on the elevator??????????????? |
| 50. Against a wall or against a door? |
on the floor |
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| 51. In the closet or out? |
half way inside halfway out side |
| 52. Covered or uncovered? |
wut are we covering |
| 53. Radio or cd? |
mp3 |
| 54. Sony PSP or Nintendo DS Lite? |
ps3 |
| 55. AIM or MSN? |
myspace |
| 56. Laptop or desktop? |
cell phone |
| 57. Private or public? |
privates out in public no i think not |
| 58. Rich or poor? |
modest |
| 59. Love or money? |
humblism |
| 60. Sharp or dull? |
feathery |
| 61. Hard or soft? |
dull |
| 62. Thick or thin? |
sharp |
| 63. Long or short? |
medium |
| 64. Water or fire? |
can i drink water while i sit next to the fire |
| 65. Crayola or Rose Art? |
elmers glue |
| 66. Emails or letters? |
txt msg |
| 67. Sidekick or Blackberry? |
voyager |
| 68. Prepaid or monthly? |
both |
| 69. MTV or BET? |
uhhhhhh?????? nickelodeon???? |
| 70. LAST... Picture you took? |
me and you |
| 71. Thing you bought? |
soda well actually i put the hot dog next to the register first |
| 72. Person you talked to? |
you |
| 73. Person you called? |
hmm i forgot i dont have your number |
| 74. Person who called you? |
you did that one time by that one place when you were holding that one thing while balancing a spoon on your nose |
| 75. Text message you received? |
didnt obama send me one one time |
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| 76. Text message you sent? |
obama |
| 77. Clothes you wore? |
converse pants |
| 78. Type of underwear you wore? |
whighty boxers |
| 79. Thing you said? |
whighty boxers |
| 80. Show you watched? |
*sob sob* dont have a tv |
| 81. Place you went? |
IM NOT ANOREXIC |
| 82. Thought you had? |
why do you think the things you think |
| 83. Dream you had? |
am i bipolar???? |
| 84. HOW MANY DO YOU OWN? Cell phones? |
how many what and wut cell phone |
| 85. TVs? |
*throws shoe at the retard who said tvs* i told you not to say anymore random words remember |
| 86. Computers? |
SHUT UP |
| 87. Dvd players? |
two words count also |
| 88. VCRs? |
i also count random letters |
| 89. CDs? |
dont put a question mark after gibberish thats like juentiyealueu? |
| 90. DVDs? |
why are you using caps lock |
| 91. Pairs of shoes? |
im tired of this |
| 92. Belts? |
*takes a high heel out of a pop out mini closet* |
| 93. Watches? |
*throws high heel at kid who asked the last question* |
| 94. Rings? |
is this survey almost over im tired of all these stupid questions |
| 95. Necklaces/chains? |
from a two year old who cant say necklaces / chains |
| 96. Bracelets/wristbands? |
how hard is this i showed you how to do it |
| 97. AND FINALLY... Do you regret taking this survey? |
yea why wouldnt i you wouldnt shut up |
| 98. Are you glad it's almost over? |
is it done yet |
| 99. Would you do it all over again? |
never |
| 100. Will you post it on your page? |
YES |