| 1. Are you a Health Freak? |
no! |
| 2. Have you ever been to college? |
...no |
| 3. Are you a member of the mile high club? |
hah. no |
| 4. Do you like your neighbors? Why or Why not? |
**** no. creepers. |
| 5. Would you kill someone? |
With or without payment? |
| 6. Do you have any piercings? |
nope |
| 7. Have you ever been arrested? |
nah. chased. |
| 8. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? |
no? |
| 9. How many times have you had an orgasm in one night? |
lol.. maybe I should just leave this blank |
| 10. Have you ever stolen something? |
yep. |
| 11. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? |
oh god I hope not. |
| 12. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so what is your favorite? |
axe?? |
| 13. Tan or Pale? |
pale like a vampire. |
| 14. Planes or Buses? |
planes, |
| 15. Diamonds or Gold? |
ice. lmao. |
| 16. Who did let the dogs out? |
my left... |
| 17. Orange Juice or Apple Juice? |
OJ! |
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| 18. Do you play an instrument? |
no... |
| 19. Do you shower daily? |
yep. |
| 20. If you could go anywhere right now where would you go? |
idk. away from daveport |
| 21. Have you ever made out with just a friend? |
yea... |
| 22. Would you date someone younger than you? |
like.. a year tops. |
| 23. Would you date someone older than you? |
yea... |
| 24. Could you live without sex? |
could you? |
| 25. snakes or rabbits? |
BUNNY!!!!111!1!11!!! |
| 26. Have you ever search your own name on google? |
nope. |
| 27. What is your favorite type of movie? |
pretty much if it isnt country its good. |
| 28. What is your favorite type of music? |
... you jew. |
| 29. Do you own sex toys? |
uhm,... no? |
| 30. Have you ever commited suicide? |
wait... no? |
| 31. spit or swallow? |
I dot keep the change... or spit it... |
| 32. Ever starred in your own film? |
no? |
| 33. Do you believe in aliens? |
your mother? |
| 34. How do you vent anger? |
I punch kittens? |
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| 35. What is your favorite word? |
**** . |
| 36. Good or Evil? |
eval >:O |
| 37. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? |
no... |
| 38. Logic or Art? |
logic. |
| 39. Do animals have souls? |
do they wear shoes? |
| 40. Do you think you are attractive? |
oh yes. like a **** in squirrel |
| 41. Do you like Holidays? |
*imagines greenday playing* |
| 42. What are you wearing right now? |
a man thong. wait no 0_o |
| 43. Have you ever done Porn? |
lmfao. yes. oh yes. |
| 44. Rough or Sensual? |
roughly sensual? |
| 45. Do you smoke? |
on occasions. |
| 46. Do you believe in Love? |
I do. |
| 47. Do you hate anyone? |
not really. |
| 48. Last time you saw your mom? |
3 weeks ago. |
| 49. Cats or Dogs? |
cats.. to punch? wait no.. |
| 50. Do you like seafood? |
>:o nom nom |
| 51. Have you ever met a celebrity? |
yea |
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| 52. Do you believe animals have souls? |
wait... didnt I just... |
| 53. Where did you last go on vacation? |
cazumel. |
| 54. Lace or Satin? |
lace :3 |
| 55. Mints or chewing gum? |
gum. |
| 56. Have you ever danced in Public? |
**** no. lmfao |
| 57. Do you believe in Hell? |
do you blieve in repetetiv questions? HMMM? |
| 58. Last speeding ticket? |
vroom. |
| 59. Do you like to drive fast? |
yep. |
| 60. Would you concider it fun to have the cops chase you in a pursuit? |
on foot perhaps. |
| 61. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? |
will there be shmexy time? |
| 62. Do you like to Kiss? |
sure. |
| 63. Are you a good Kisser? |
sure. |
| 64. What is your favorite color? |
green. |
| 65. Are you tired of this survey? |
yes. |
| 66. Who was your last dream of? |
hell if I remember |
| 67. Who are some of your favorite performers? |
ADTR, PM5k, ecape the fate, etc |
| 68. Are you Happy right now with your life? |
bored. |
| 69. What is your favorite position? |
1st! lol |
| 70. Are you tired of doing this survey? |
jew. |
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