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1. Name: Todd
2. Age: 29 1/2
3. Male or Female? Male
4. What is your favorite time of day? Monday Mornings
5. Have you ever been in love? Yes and I am currently
6. How long was your longest relationship? 10 1/2 years
7. Why did it end? Mutual Breakup
8. Single or Taken? Taken Now
9. Favorite Candy Bar? Chunky
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? A-Team
11. What was the last thing you cooked? Tacos
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? Meatloaf
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? Not yet
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? Blue Long Sleeve
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? Just a braclet Karen gave me
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar the Grouch
17. What is your favorite meat? HAHAHA you said meat, Meatloaf
18. Do you have a dirty mind? Yes, see question 17
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? Karen, Water, and a Boat to go home when I am ready
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? Maybe, I kind of like Karen :P)
21. Do you ever want to get married? Of Course I do
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? No
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? I Wanna Love You
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? 4 times
25. Can you do a split? No way
26. What is your favorite sexual position? Doggystyle
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? Yes, Foxwoods parking garage
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? Tweezers
29. How many watches do you own? 3
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? $1.00 to rule them all, $1.00 to find them
31. Who was the last person you kissed? Karen
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? In an open field under the stars
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? I am definately a Chicken Man
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? Nope
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? Tony Stewart
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? Unfortunately, yes
37. What is your favorite number? 987
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? $20
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? Used to play the Sax
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? Spoon, something about the smooth edges and versitility
41. What's your favorite radio station? Hot 93.7
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? Booth
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? Yes I do
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? Honestly I did not set up my speed dial
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? Sure, I am a geek
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? Yes
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? Nope
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? Sure have
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? This morning, cottage cheese
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? Yes and it is a big manly Blue One
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? Ferret
52. What is you current living situation? In an apartment with Karen
53. When was the last time you masturbated? Personally a long time ago,
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? Karen
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? Home with Karen
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? Unfortunately yes, my first job at Foodmart
57. Who do you think should be the next president? Hilary Clinton
58. What do you do for a living? Technical Services Representative
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? Escargo, kind of soft and chewy
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? Chicken Ceasar salad
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? Fozzy D Bear
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? Run Naked through the streets and feel my own breasts for hours
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? Sound Production Engineer
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? I would like to have a degree without having to go back to school
65. What is your dream vacation? Somewhere tropical
66. What is your dream car? 2007 Toyota Corolla S
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? Guitar Center
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? One month of happiness then RIP
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? All liquids using a Thimble
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? Find my parents having sex
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? Fart
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? Ugly Billionaire
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? Dress like Richard Simmons baby, Sweatin to the oldies!
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? Never have sex
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? Hot face, ugly body