| 1. Are you a Health Freak? |
no |
| 2. Have you ever been to college? |
yes my mom works at tech |
| 3. Are you a member of the mile high club? |
hell yeah |
| 4. Do you like your neighbors? Why or Why not? |
no there a bunc of whores |
| 5. Would you kill someone? |
yes if they asked me to a god said it was okay |
| 6. Do you have any piercings? |
well there is one............jk |
| 7. Have you ever been arrested? |
no im to good of a kid |
| 8. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? |
yeah |
| 9. How many times have you had an orgasm in one night? |
what the **** |
| 10. Have you ever stolen something? |
yes a push pop |
| 11. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? |
well michael has |
| 12. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so what is your favorite? |
sometimes ,polo |
| 13. Tan or Pale? |
middle |
| 14. Planes or Buses? |
planes |
| 15. Diamonds or Gold? |
gold **** |
| 16. Who did let the dogs out? |
me |
| 17. Orange Juice or Apple Juice? |
both together |
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| 18. Do you play an instrument? |
vocal cords count right |
| 19. Do you shower daily? |
yes |
| 20. If you could go anywhere right now where would you go? |
to my cousins house |
| 21. Have you ever made out with just a friend? |
no |
| 22. Would you date someone younger than you? |
yes |
| 23. Would you date someone older than you? |
yea |
| 24. Could you live without sex? |
maybe who wants to know |
| 25. snakes or rabbits? |
rabbits |
| 26. Have you ever search your own name on google? |
yes |
| 27. What is your favorite type of movie? |
action |
| 28. What is your favorite type of music? |
rock |
| 29. Do you own sex toys? |
hell no |
| 30. Have you ever commited suicide? |
yes i have and it worked pretty well |
| 31. spit or swallow? |
spit |
| 32. Ever starred in your own film? |
yes in math class |
| 33. Do you believe in aliens? |
well is alex one |
| 34. How do you vent anger? |
sometimes |
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| 35. What is your favorite word? |
chicken |
| 36. Good or Evil? |
evil |
| 37. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? |
no |
| 38. Logic or Art? |
logical art |
| 39. Do animals have souls? |
yes |
| 40. Do you think you are attractive? |
yea |
| 41. Do you like Holidays? |
i dont know ill go look in the mirror |
| 42. What are you wearing right now? |
a pink thong/...........jk |
| 43. Have you ever done Porn? |
as in star maybe someday |
| 44. Rough or Sensual? |
no idea |
| 45. Do you smoke? |
no and i never will |
| 46. Do you believe in Love? |
no its a parodox |
| 47. Do you hate anyone? |
you |
| 48. Last time you saw your mom? |
5 min ago |
| 49. Cats or Dogs? |
dogs |
| 50. Do you like seafood? |
depends |
| 51. Have you ever met a celebrity? |
yes hulk hogan |
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| 52. Do you believe animals have souls? |
yes agian |
| 53. Where did you last go on vacation? |
ur moms house |
| 54. Lace or Satin? |
God |
| 55. Mints or chewing gum? |
gummy mints |
| 56. Have you ever danced in Public? |
no |
| 57. Do you believe in Hell? |
yes but im goin to heaven |
| 58. Last speeding ticket? |
never |
| 59. Do you like to drive fast? |
yes |
| 60. Would you concider it fun to have the cops chase you in a pursuit? |
yeah |
| 61. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? |
maybe |
| 62. Do you like to Kiss? |
sometimes |
| 63. Are you a good Kisser? |
i dont know ask ur mom |
| 64. What is your favorite color? |
blue |
| 65. Are you tired of this survey? |
yes |
| 66. Who was your last dream of? |
ur mom in my bed |
| 67. Who are some of your favorite performers? |
your mom in the bed |
| 68. Are you Happy right now with your life? |
yeah except i wanna play some golf |
| 69. What is your favorite position? |
tight end |
| 70. Are you tired of doing this survey? |
**** no |
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