| 1. Are you a Health Freak? |
not really |
| 2. Have you ever been to college? |
yep, Pittsburgh Technical Institute |
| 3. Are you a member of the mile high club? |
nope |
| 4. Do you like your neighbors? Why or Why not? |
nah, they are mostly old people |
| 5. Would you kill someone? |
if i could get away with it |
| 6. Do you have any piercings? |
just my ear. |
| 7. Have you ever been arrested? |
nope |
| 8. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? |
no way |
| 9. How many times have you had an orgasm in one night? |
i don't know...3? |
| 10. Have you ever stolen something? |
a think a few smalls things here and there |
| 11. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? |
i don't think so |
| 12. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so what is your favorite? |
lately i've been wearing Curve |
| 13. Tan or Pale? |
**** ing pale |
| 14. Planes or Buses? |
planes even though i'm afraid of heights |
| 15. Diamonds or Gold? |
diamonds |
| 16. Who did let the dogs out? |
Montgomery Burns? |
| 17. Orange Juice or Apple Juice? |
OJ |
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| 18. Do you play an instrument? |
guitar, but just a little bit |
| 19. Do you shower daily? |
usually |
| 20. If you could go anywhere right now where would you go? |
Ashley's |
| 21. Have you ever made out with just a friend? |
once when i was really drunk |
| 22. Would you date someone younger than you? |
i currently am |
| 23. Would you date someone older than you? |
i have before |
| 24. Could you live without sex? |
i guess, but man would that **** ing suck |
| 25. snakes or rabbits? |
neither |
| 26. Have you ever search your own name on google? |
yeah, when i'm bored at work |
| 27. What is your favorite type of movie? |
comedy |
| 28. What is your favorite type of music? |
can't really say i have a favorite |
| 29. Do you own sex toys? |
wtf? no |
| 30. Have you ever commited suicide? |
everyday. right before i put my socks on. |
| 31. spit or swallow? |
i don't think this applies to me since i don't suck **** |
| 32. Ever starred in your own film? |
i think what you really want to ask is, "have i ever made my own porn?" answer: not yet |
| 33. Do you believe in aliens? |
**** yeah. i probably am an alien |
| 34. How do you vent anger? |
i punch babies |
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| 35. What is your favorite word? |
i don't know what my favorite is, but zephyr is a cool word |
| 36. Good or Evil? |
the dark side, **** es! |
| 37. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? |
no |
| 38. Logic or Art? |
logic |
| 39. Do animals have souls? |
i guess if we do, then they probably do, too |
| 40. Do you think you are attractive? |
i think i'm pretty decent |
| 41. Do you like Holidays? |
some of them |
| 42. What are you wearing right now? |
your mom's panties |
| 43. Have you ever done Porn? |
see answer to #32 |
| 44. Rough or Sensual? |
both. gotta mix it up, yo. |
| 45. Do you smoke? |
i quit smoking cigarettes, but........ |
| 46. Do you believe in Love? |
i do now |
| 47. Do you hate anyone? |
lots of people |
| 48. Last time you saw your mom? |
yesterday |
| 49. Cats or Dogs? |
cats. dogs are **** ing stupid creatures. |
| 50. Do you like seafood? |
yep |
| 51. Have you ever met a celebrity? |
nope |
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| 52. Do you believe animals have souls? |
you already asked that! |
| 53. Where did you last go on vacation? |
Cleveland |
| 54. Lace or Satin? |
satin because it's so close to satan. |
| 55. Mints or chewing gum? |
gum |
| 56. Have you ever danced in Public? |
no, i'm not much of a dancer |
| 57. Do you believe in Hell? |
sure, i work there |
| 58. Last speeding ticket? |
a few months ago and then a month before that |
| 59. Do you like to drive fast? |
not so much anymore |
| 60. Would you concider it fun to have the cops chase you in a pursuit? |
only if i knew i could get away |
| 61. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? |
only if it was to get them out of a bad situation |
| 62. Do you like to Kiss? |
sure |
| 63. Are you a good Kisser? |
i've been told so, so i guess |
| 64. What is your favorite color? |
blue or green |
| 65. Are you tired of this survey? |
nah, i got nothing else to do at work |
| 66. Who was your last dream of? |
Ashley |
| 67. Who are some of your favorite performers? |
this question isn't specific as to what kind of performers so i'm skipping it |
| 68. Are you Happy right now with your life? |
absolutely |
| 69. What is your favorite position? |
it's my own creation. i haven't invented a name for it yet |
| 70. Are you tired of doing this survey? |
yeah i am now |