| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
beat up by a leprechaun, you might get lucky and it might pass out |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
drink a shot of lemon juice for sure, no question |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
die from being shot, I can't imagine anything worse than suffocating |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
get killed myself |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
eat an entire watermelon, it doesn't specify how much time I have to do it in, and I got sunburned once and it's the pits! |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
throw up, I don't really like being followed it creeps me out |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
deaf |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
live in the 1800's, because I wouldn't know how much easier it is now |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
Paris Hilton, Rocky would **** the **** out of her **** little dog |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
actor |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
be able to stop time because the most wonderful moments in your life could be captured for as long as you want |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
be a witch, I am sort of a hefty broad, I wouldn't fit in the dryer very good |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
I would rather be rich |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
although i don't think its very nice i would rather have some people in my life than none |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
sloth |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
purple eyes would be hot, the nail thing would be gross my nail tech teacher in school had 6" nails |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
**** snakes dude! a purple cow would be rad! |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
Cancun I love it there it is the most beautiful place I have ever been |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
I don't know how to knit so I better get bakin |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
i don't have a grandmother |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
eye surgery, my fat **** would die |