| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
I think an elephant stepping on me would kill me. And a leprauchaun is small but most importantly, not real. I'm gonna go with the fake beating. |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
Shot of lemon juice. That wouldn't even be hard. |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
Being shot. Drowning must suck. Cause you know you're gonna die. You're lungs probably get all burny. |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
Gonna have to lose the parents. It keeps me the most alive. |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
None of these have even been a hard choice so far. I'll eat the watermelon |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
huh? I'm a throwing up for the whole week? Well I don't want that. |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
Deaf. |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
1800s. Dumb ass. |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
Paris Hilton. |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
Actor. Actor's are cooler |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
Stop time would be way more practical and just as effective. You could stop time, walk away, restart time and it would seem like you disappeared. |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
Um, what would be the downside to being a witch? Would you be all green and gross? I don't want to be gross, but it'd be cool to turn SAG into a rat or a frog. |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
What? |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
would they always not know? |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
I have sloth... |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
Purple eyes. How would you <strike>masturbate</strike> do anything with 6 inch long nails? |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
Purple cow. People would pay to see a purple cow. |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
California. Cancun is a hurting place to live. |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
10,000 cookies |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
My grandmother is dead. |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
1,200 mile bike ride. |