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1. Are you a Health Freak? No
2. Have you ever been to college? No
3. Are you a member of the mile high club? No
4. Do you like your neighbors? Why or Why not? Not really. I don't know them that well and when they catch you they talk ALL DAY
5. Would you kill someone? If they were abusing their priviledge to live
6. Do you have any piercings? Yes
7. Have you ever been arrested? Yes
8. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? Yes
9. How many times have you had an orgasm in one night? 13
10. Have you ever stolen something? Yes
11. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? Yes
12. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so what is your favorite? No
13. Tan or Pale? Pale
14. Planes or Buses? Buses
15. Diamonds or Gold? If I truly had to pick, diamonds
16. Who did let the dogs out? What dogs? I donated those to the Chinese Resteraunt ages ago
17. Orange Juice or Apple Juice? Mix them...yum
18. Do you play an instrument? Used to play all sorts of 'em
19. Do you shower daily? No
20. If you could go anywhere right now where would you go? I'd lay on the top of the Aztec Empire ruins and look at the stars
21. Have you ever made out with just a friend? Huh...I guess, but with no intention of being just friends
22. Would you date someone younger than you? No
23. Would you date someone older than you? Date? Well, I guess...wouldn't mind dating him
24. Could you live without sex? Physically, yes. Psychologically\emotionally, hell no.
25. snakes or rabbits? Both. You get the rabbit and feed it to the snake. Awwweeesssommmeee!
26. Have you ever search your own name on google? Yup. I'm on Google as an Author and registered on FreelanceWriting.com, look it up and see for yourself
27. What is your favorite type of movie? Comedy\Horror
28. What is your favorite type of music? Psychadelic rock
29. Do you own sex toys? No
30. Have you ever commited suicide? What the **** do you think? Would I be writing this if I did? Yes, I've tried many times to kill myself
31. spit or swallow? Swallow
32. Ever starred in your own film? Of course
33. Do you believe in aliens? Yes
34. How do you vent anger? Hit things, scream, throw things, and self-mutilate
35. What is your favorite word? Beautiful
36. Good or Evil? Good for moral issues, Evil for physical appearence reasons
37. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? No
38. Logic or Art? I don't like retards who do art, and I don't like colorblind geniuses, so both
39. Do animals have souls? Animism is a **** ing fact. Stop eating lives. Go chew on your mom instead
40. Do you think you are attractive? For the most part, yes
41. Do you like Holidays? Most of them
42. What are you wearing right now? Dirty finger gloves, smiley face boxers, black-and-white striped v-neck (I love my cleavage, but I seriously wish they didn't weigh 10 pounds each), Corona PJ pants, my silver ring, a crappy bra, wet X-mas socks, two necklaces, four barbells (for piercings), one curved barbell (for piercings), two pinchers (for gaged ear piercings), two plugs, happy?
43. Have you ever done Porn? Honestly? Yes. Hopefully she hasn't found it yet
44. Rough or Sensual? Hmm...both. Yes, that is possible. It consists of frequent mood swings
45. Do you smoke? No
46. Do you believe in Love? I believe in obsession, possession, martenal\paternal love, and platonic love
47. Do you hate anyone? Hate is a very strong word, so no
48. Last time you saw your mom? She just came in my room to yell at me...
49. Cats or Dogs? Dogs
50. Do you like seafood? No
51. Have you ever met a celebrity? The Blood Brothers, my "teacher", cou could call her, "had a friend and she took me and we went to hang out for a while
52. Do you believe animals have souls? What the **** ? Did you not hear me? **** ING ANIMISM!!!
53. Where did you last go on vacation? Las Vegas
54. Lace or Satin? Satin
55. Mints or chewing gum? Gum
56. Have you ever danced in Public? Hell yeah, I have my own **** ing world here on Earth, and you're all my **** es
57. Do you believe in Hell? Lets just say I have many controversial beliefs
58. Last speeding ticket? I was in the car with my case manager\"councellor", if you can call that **** a councellor
59. Do you like to drive fast? When I drive, yes, it brings me to climax
60. Would you concider it fun to have the cops chase you in a pursuit? No
61. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? Yes
62. Do you like to Kiss? Yes
63. Are you a good Kisser? Depends on where I'm kissing you
64. What is your favorite color? Green
65. Are you tired of this survey? Not really. I'm kind of spacing out. Smells funny outside. Maybe the neighbors are cooking meth...hmmm...
66. Who was your last dream of? Wouldn't you like to know?
67. Who are some of your favorite performers? Marilyn Manson for the obscenity, Korn for the voice, Brittany Spears for the laughs, and Tool, because I promised them I'd see them next time they came around
68. Are you Happy right now with your life? Yes
69. What is your favorite position? I'm not really going for the whole straight sex thing. Hurts too much. The **** is okay. I don't know if he's just not doing it right, or if it just wasn't meant to be
70. Are you tired of doing this survey? Once again, I don't care if I do it or not