| 1. What do you think of Valentine's Day? |
Valentine's day is for suckers |
| 2. Who will you be spending the day with this year? |
work folks |
| 3. Will you be sending out Valentine's Day cards? |
might go pick out some Barbie ones |
| 4. Do you believe in.... Cupid? |
yes |
| 5. Has he ever stabbed you with an arrow? |
yes, in the 9th grade |
| 6. What body part does he usually stab? |
the big toe |
| 7. Will you receive a gift on V day? |
told Tim not to give me anything, I'll buy my own in the form of some sexy shoes |
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| 8. Will you give a gift to anyone? |
maybe some candy hearts only if they will do what it says |
| 9. Do you think the day is a waste of time? |
yes |
| 10. A corporate holiday? |
very much so, my boss likes it |
| 11. Do you think it's a corporate holiday, but still like it? |
no |
| 12. Are you excited about possible Apple announcements on Valentine's Day? |
No Answer |
| 13. Watching any Valentine movies? |
only dirty dancing |
| 14. Would you rather get flowers, or chocolate? |
I don't need any of it |
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| 15. Do you have a Valentine this year? |
had one for 8 years |
| 16. Do you have a "sweetheart" or a Valentine? |
what is the difference? |
| 17. ....Does your Valentine know they're your Valentine? |
he better |
| 18. Pink, white, or red: |
HOT RED |
| 19. A bubble bath, a dozen red roses, or a heart shaped cake? |
bubble bath |
| 20. Or do you think all of the above are really, really lame? |
nope, took a bubble bath tonight - very relaxing |
| 21. Would you rather just have chicken and beer? |
will take the chicken, can't drink beer |
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| 22. Ever broken up on VDay? |
nope |
| 23. What has been your worst Valentine celebration ever? |
they are all lame |
| 24. What has been your best Valentine celebration ever? |
once again, lame |
| 25. Does VDay usually just make you depressed? |
no, just another day for people to get wrapped up in |
| 26. How about them candy hearts? |
like I said before, like them if they do what they say! |
| 27. Have you ever thought about how much sugar is in them? |
no |
| 28. Give your Valentine vegetables this year and you'll have many more Valentine's days in the future. |
what? |
| 29. Any final thoughts? |
no |