| 1. What do you think of Valentine's Day? |
Basically it is a day to remind everyone not in a relationship that they are single. |
| 2. Who will you be spending the day with this year? |
No one |
| 3. Will you be sending out Valentine's Day cards? |
No |
| 4. Do you believe in.... Cupid? |
No otherwise he would help a single desprate guy like me out!! |
| 5. Has he ever stabbed you with an arrow? |
Yes |
| 6. What body part does he usually stab? |
In the general region of my penis |
| 7. Will you receive a gift on V day? |
No |
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| 8. Will you give a gift to anyone? |
No |
| 9. Do you think the day is a waste of time? |
Yeah, when I am not with anyone |
| 10. A corporate holiday? |
Yes |
| 11. Do you think it's a corporate holiday, but still like it? |
Only if for once I was with someone I cared about |
| 12. Are you excited about possible Apple announcements on Valentine's Day? |
Apple... no |
| 13. Watching any Valentine movies? |
No |
| 14. Would you rather get flowers, or chocolate? |
hmmm.... I'm a guy so chocolate |
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| 15. Do you have a Valentine this year? |
No |
| 16. Do you have a "sweetheart" or a Valentine? |
No |
| 17. ....Does your Valentine know they're your Valentine? |
No |
| 18. Pink, white, or red: |
Red |
| 19. A bubble bath, a dozen red roses, or a heart shaped cake? |
I would give a dozen roses probably |
| 20. Or do you think all of the above are really, really lame? |
yes |
| 21. Would you rather just have chicken and beer? |
ha... yeah... but not a very romantic date is it? |
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| 22. Ever broken up on VDay? |
no |
| 23. What has been your worst Valentine celebration ever? |
all of them |
| 24. What has been your best Valentine celebration ever? |
classified |
| 25. Does VDay usually just make you depressed? |
yeah |
| 26. How about them candy hearts? |
Too sugary but I love eating them |
| 27. Have you ever thought about how much sugar is in them? |
Yes |
| 28. Give your Valentine vegetables this year and you'll have many more Valentine's days in the future. |
What the hell... who came up with this one? |
| 29. Any final thoughts? |
Why don't we change this to something more fun... like Random Hookup Day? |