| 1. What do you think of Valentine's Day? |
sucks asssssss |
| 2. Who will you be spending the day with this year? |
myself |
| 3. Will you be sending out Valentine's Day cards? |
do i look like im in the 3rd grade? yes i will |
| 4. Do you believe in.... Cupid? |
if he was real id kill him. |
| 5. Has he ever stabbed you with an arrow? |
who? |
| 6. What body part does he usually stab? |
ouch.. |
| 7. Will you receive a gift on V day? |
from moe? |
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| 8. Will you give a gift to anyone? |
gift of my feet in someones **** if they bug me :) |
| 9. Do you think the day is a waste of time? |
yes. |
| 10. A corporate holiday? |
if women are the headof the corporate and just want to be showered with gifts. yes. |
| 11. Do you think it's a corporate holiday, but still like it? |
i dont like it.. |
| 12. Are you excited about possible Apple announcements on Valentine's Day? |
wtf is that? |
| 13. Watching any Valentine movies? |
nope. |
| 14. Would you rather get flowers, or chocolate? |
flowers die. and chocolates make you fat.... |
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| 15. Do you have a Valentine this year? |
no cant you tell? |
| 16. Do you have a "sweetheart" or a Valentine? |
NO cant you tell? |
| 17. ....Does your Valentine know they're your Valentine? |
arent you paying attention? no |
| 18. Pink, white, or red: |
black. |
| 19. A bubble bath, a dozen red roses, or a heart shaped cake? |
a gun. a loaded gun :) |
| 20. Or do you think all of the above are really, really lame? |
i cant tell you enough... |
| 21. Would you rather just have chicken and beer? |
beer or jack daniels whatever |
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| 22. Ever broken up on VDay? |
no |
| 23. What has been your worst Valentine celebration ever? |
travis. enough said. |
| 24. What has been your best Valentine celebration ever? |
havent had one |
| 25. Does VDay usually just make you depressed? |
no. angry. |
| 26. How about them candy hearts? |
i like em, they taste yummy |
| 27. Have you ever thought about how much sugar is in them? |
no? |
| 28. Give your Valentine vegetables this year and you'll have many more Valentine's days in the future. |
no they wont... |
| 29. Any final thoughts? |
this was gay. |