| 1. What do you think of Valentine's Day? |
It has sucked for a long time |
| 2. Who will you be spending the day with this year? |
I think John but I dunno |
| 3. Will you be sending out Valentine's Day cards? |
No |
| 4. Do you believe in.... Cupid? |
No |
| 5. Has he ever stabbed you with an arrow? |
In my ass |
| 6. What body part does he usually stab? |
My ass |
| 7. Will you receive a gift on V day? |
I dunno I hope so |
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| 8. Will you give a gift to anyone? |
yes |
| 9. Do you think the day is a waste of time? |
No |
| 10. A corporate holiday? |
No |
| 11. Do you think it's a corporate holiday, but still like it? |
No |
| 12. Are you excited about possible Apple announcements on Valentine's Day? |
LOL no |
| 13. Watching any Valentine movies? |
no |
| 14. Would you rather get flowers, or chocolate? |
blue flowers and a gift |
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| 15. Do you have a Valentine this year? |
I think so |
| 16. Do you have a "sweetheart" or a Valentine? |
My **** |
| 17. ....Does your Valentine know they're your Valentine? |
yes he does |
| 18. Pink, white, or red: |
White |
| 19. A bubble bath, a dozen red roses, or a heart shaped cake? |
Bubble bath |
| 20. Or do you think all of the above are really, really lame? |
no |
| 21. Would you rather just have chicken and beer? |
lol chicken and sex |
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| 22. Ever broken up on VDay? |
ugh |
| 23. What has been your worst Valentine celebration ever? |
he knows who he is and what he did |
| 24. What has been your best Valentine celebration ever? |
this upcoming one im actually anxious |
| 25. Does VDay usually just make you depressed? |
not depressed but annoyed |
| 26. How about them candy hearts? |
mmmm cavities lol |
| 27. Have you ever thought about how much sugar is in them? |
mmhmm |
| 28. Give your Valentine vegetables this year and you'll have many more Valentine's days in the future. |
lol no |
| 29. Any final thoughts? |
I deserve a GOOD valentine this year |
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