| 1. What do you think of Valentine's Day? |
uh... it's just another holiday that people beef up a lot |
| 2. Who will you be spending the day with this year? |
uh... considering it's in the middle of the week... just me! |
| 3. Will you be sending out Valentine's Day cards? |
maybe |
| 4. Do you believe in.... Cupid? |
not really |
| 5. Has he ever stabbed you with an arrow? |
probably |
| 6. What body part does he usually stab? |
the butt? obviously hurts less... |
| 7. Will you receive a gift on V day? |
maybe if I'm nice |
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| 8. Will you give a gift to anyone? |
yes |
| 9. Do you think the day is a waste of time? |
sort of... we should be sweet to our loved ones everyday, regardless, eh? |
| 10. A corporate holiday? |
no |
| 11. Do you think it's a corporate holiday, but still like it? |
what? |
| 12. Are you excited about possible Apple announcements on Valentine's Day? |
I am not undrestanding de questiones. |
| 13. Watching any Valentine movies? |
I like that movie "HITCH" |
| 14. Would you rather get flowers, or chocolate? |
flowers... I'm watching my figure these days |
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| 15. Do you have a Valentine this year? |
yes... |
| 16. Do you have a "sweetheart" or a Valentine? |
what's the difference? I guess sweetheart. |
| 17. ....Does your Valentine know they're your Valentine? |
uh... I would think so. |
| 18. Pink, white, or red: |
all three |
| 19. A bubble bath, a dozen red roses, or a heart shaped cake? |
neither... how 'bout a foot massage |
| 20. Or do you think all of the above are really, really lame? |
no, but I've graduated from those things |
| 21. Would you rather just have chicken and beer? |
sure... I gimme chicken and I'll pass the beer to someone else |
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| 22. Ever broken up on VDay? |
no |
| 23. What has been your worst Valentine celebration ever? |
when I got 3 valentine gifts from 3 different dudes in college... all "secret admirers"... too bad when I found out who they were I didn't like any of 'em. |
| 24. What has been your best Valentine celebration ever? |
Awww... I've had 6 years in a row now. |
| 25. Does VDay usually just make you depressed? |
even when I was single, no... it's just another day |
| 26. How about them candy hearts? |
LOVE 'EM!!! But I think when you eat to many it has a laxative effect. |
| 27. Have you ever thought about how much sugar is in them? |
Yeah, I got the ones made with splenda... I think that's where I went wrong with #26. |
| 28. Give your Valentine vegetables this year and you'll have many more Valentine's days in the future. |
uh... ok. |
| 29. Any final thoughts? |
this weather sucks |